poplitealqueen
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and Boromir sarding Not Dying, because fuck canon, I do what I want.*” *WHOOPS* FUCK YEAH FAM!

:D:D:D

… Huh. I’m pretty sure I only have two AUs where he dies and doesn’t get better somehow. *goes to poke at their list of Tolkien AUs* Ok, three.

Let’s see. Eriador Architects is a modern AU and no one dies.

Requiem Court is a ressurection apocalyptic AU, and of course Boromir dies. They all die, and it is glorious and Melkor’s plan to destroy the world doesn’t exactly go as he planned, and somewhere he’s screaming in frustration because all these self-sacrificing sorts to make the next iteration of the world what THEY want, instead of what HE wants.

Immortals of Arda… Boromir dies, and then comes back to life halfway down the coast of Harad, and Methos gets a new student (and later, things go terribly wrong, but Boromir still is not dead, thank you).

Gate of Morning doesn’t even go that far, because it’s Sheppard and Dex and an OC accidentally visiting rather earlier in the Third Age, when the dwarrow were mostly hanging out in the Grey Mountains, before they moved back to Erebor because dragons.

Into the Fire… well, I may get that far, but right now, the furthest I’ve got is a ten year old Aragorn, and a not-much-older Denethor visiting Coruscant. Boromir is not even a thought yet.

Gray Ships involves Boromir not dying because Sirius Black or Draco Malfoy, and only not Andromeda Tonks because she spent the whole decade between accidentally landing in Middle Earth and the War of the Ring in Imladris. However, Sirius finds her mildly terrifying, and Draco would like his aunt not to have reason to come bother him where he’s finally found a home, even if he does spend quite a bit of his time arguing with Haldir.

Time and Valar. Well, time travel, and technically he died, but he got better. And yeah, technically he’ll die again at some point, but definitely not at Amon Hen, and bugger if I’ve quite figured out when yet.

Meren and Gladhant does have his canonical death, but the AU isn’t about Boromir, it’s about OCs, and doesn’t actually have a name, just a designator that tells me who I started with as an important figure.

Two more unnamed AUs going down the list, but one’s a post-BoFA AU that is unlikely to get that far, since it’s an excuse for femslash, and the other is a post-Azanulbizar AU wherein Thorin gets a warg puppy because Frerin is not very discering about puppies, and even Denethor isn’t even a thought yet.

War Consort – this is probably going to get a rewrite along with some deleted comments, because fuck damnit. I remember that I did not kill Théodred, but I don’t remember what I did with Boromir. I need to figure that out.

Road to Mundburg, Boromir doesn’t die because Boromir has very good reason to tell the Ring to fuck off. He gets his head rung but good, and then gets sent home to ready Minas Tirith for the coming seige.

Queen Under the Mountain has not even been planned that far, but probably will keep Boromir alive, because I’m changing things way back before the quest for Erebor, so. (Thorin gets kids. And they live. And stay with their parents.)

Northern Night – well, see post to which the reply was made. 😀

Flame of Durin. Erm. I dunno that I’ve planned that far yet, and don’t wanna go looking at my notes yet.

No Shield For My Soul – not only does he survive Amon Hen, he gets to cause mayhem at the Black Gate, and meets the ever-delightful Alagosiell and her family. This would be the AU that gave me an excuse to make banners, or at least stylized variations of them in Illustrator.

Gaearon Rhûnen’s entire reason for existing is that Boromir doesn’t exactly die at Amon Hen. But he does. But he doesn’t. And Randír o Annûn is what happens when head trauma plus wound feaver plus the One Ring is a little shit all conspire together to make off with a lot of memories, and Boromir doesn’t keep his name, and by the time Aragorn is crowned king back in Gondor has begun to call somewhere else home.

Dis and Smaug is not that far, and is honestly an excuse for cute awkward baby dragon who grows up with a stubborn dwarrow princess, and hordes dwarves and humans instead of gold. Fuck canon, I do what I want, seriously.

Agnu Ra Nutû. Yeah, I did kill him in this one. Not at Amon Hen, but still during the War of the Ring. Gamekhdarân. *waits patiently for people to read it*

sanerontheinside
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@morgynleri yes please, and also I wanna hear more about your plot!? *puppyeyes*

😀

So I am patently ignoring the already written beginning because nope, and I’m going to go with something that fits better with a later piece anyway. Things under a cut because it got long.


Barbossa is one pirate among many that are involved in an attack on a Spanish galley ship heading for the Caribbean, of which one passenger is a newly married daughter of Vicente de Castilla (name subject to change, ‘cause this story is a decade old this past January, and my research was very light), whose husband is the son of a fairly wealthy merchant. This is not a particularly happy marriage, either on the part of the newly wed couple or their parents, but it is convenient for the families.

Anyway. Barbossa is the one who finds her, hiding in with the horses. She promises him anything he asks if he will just leave her to hide here. He agrees, if she provides him with a token that he can use to call on that debt – which is a heavy ring that was her grandfather’s. (Oh, just one of the rings he’s wearing in the movies.)

He keeps his end of the bargain, the pirates do not entirely destroy the Spanish ship because Plot. The heroine and her unwanted husband reach their destination, and nominally settle into their new life. With an often locked door between their bedrooms because she has no interest in him, thank you.

Barbossa shows up after his ship puts in to port, and he tells her he wants a ship. She can’t personally give him a ship, but she invites him to stay the night, while she writes letters – one to a ship captain, one to her father. Also sexy times happen while Barbossa is there, because he’s polite, charming, and a bit frightening, which is exciting (something her husband is not to her). She has approximately no fucks to give about what her husband will think of this.

The ring at this time remains with Barbossa, ‘cause proof to give to her father.

Barbossa goes off to Spain to get his ship, our heroine has a massive argument with her husband, and spends the next year in a convent. Sister Salome is one of the important people there, and is not entirely human (may once have been human, but certainly isn’t now; also, Salome is the name she’s using, not the name that is hers, she won’t tell me that one). Our heroine goes back home a few months after her daughter is born, and leaves her daughter behind reluctantly. Her husband does not want the child in his house, and she’s not confident what he might do if she brings her daughter home anyway.

This does not mean she does not keep in contact, just that Sister Salome and the sisters at the convent raise Elena.

Barbossa finds out he has a daughter some six or seven years later, and finds where she is, and returns to the ship he is captain of with a boy in tow. Because Elena does not care to present as a girl anyway. He leaves the ring with Sister Salome to give back to its owner when she asks after her daughter next.

Elena keeps writing letters to her mother, though how they get between them (if they get sent, even), I dunno. All I’m sure of is that there is some continued contact that also means Barbossa is in contact with Elena’s mother. Because Reasons (I may have actually lost the story, which is sad making, but it involved Barbossa and our heroine being adorable at some point post-AWE).

Fast forward a couple or three years. Barbossa’s ship gets caught in a hurricane, and wrecked. He manages to survive and gets to Tortuga or hauled out of the water by Jack. Elena surives and gets pulled out of the water by British sailors. (Elena is about 10 at this point.)

She gets brought back to Port Royal, because everything in this universe centers around Port Royal or Tortuga anyway. Spends the next years there, grumpy and annoyed about being told she’s a girl and needs to behave like one.

Stuff goes down with Barbossa and Jack and the Black Pearl and cursed treasure. The bit at the beginning of the first movie. Elena ends up meeting Will, because hello pulled out of the ocean orphans club. She’s older than him by a few years, and thinks he’s weird for settling into the local culture, ‘cause she’s mostly Spanish, vaguely Catholic, not really a girl but also not really a boy no matter what anyone tells her, and a pirate if she has a choice.

Things in the movie happen mostly as they do in canon, with bonus cranky Elena who wants off this island, damnit. And may well be willing to hold Jack and Will at gun point to get her off it, because nope, not staying here, can’t make her, and if you’re going off to rescue the governor’s daughter, at least have the decency to offer a friend a place on the ship.

(”Friend? You don’t like me.” “Only because you’re fucking English.”)

Something, something, Elena is going to kill someone because that’s her father, damnit you English bastards.

Elena makes very rude gestures, goes home (to Sister Salome, not her mother), and goes “nope, want him back, who do I talk to?” Sister Salome sends her to Tia Dalma, because of course two non-human female deities in the same general vicinity know each other.

Whatever goes on with Dead Man’s Chest I mostly ignore because Elena does not particularly care. Unless I give into the temptation of having her run into Mr. Down-On-His-Luck Norrington and thwap him upside the head but good.

Besides, that chunk of time is useful for Barbossa figuring out this not-dead thing and reconnecting with our heroine and being all adorable.

I need to rewatch AWE to remember how I was incorporating Elena in there, because like fuck is she leaving her father’s side again now that she’s found him.

(There is also, at this point, a certain amount of temptation to do Elena/Elizabeth, just because femslash, especially after Elizabeth takes up piracy. It was not in the original plot. On the other hand, if it doesn’t show up, it’s because Elena makes rude gestures at the idea of sex at all.)

Post AWE, Barbossa possibly getting a new ship because our heroine has at this point long since inherited everything from her father, and is perfectly capable of arranging a ship for her pirate lover. Also, she’s widowed for one reason or another, and may or may not have had any children with her late husband.)

And anything that happened after AWE in the so-called canon is not my canon and I do not care, because Barbossa with his pirate daughter and Spanish Lady, and just. Yeah.

the-vagabond-tabby
replied to your post “Everything aches, my throat hurts every time I try to swallow…”

Very many sympathies, ugh.

cuzosu-blog
replied to your post “Everything aches, my throat hurts every time I try to swallow…”

*offers hugs* Hope it’s not the sinus crap that went around here. 2+ weeks. Hope you recover soon.

lacefedora
replied to your post “Everything aches, my throat hurts every time I try to swallow…”

*pats* sickness is the worst

hamelin-born
replied to your post “Everything aches, my throat hurts every time I try to swallow…”

I am so, so sorry. Tea and soup and jello and 7-up and ginger beer, and a nice hot bath or shower maybe? I hope you feel better soon; all my best wishes!


Thank you all for the hugs and sympathy. 🙂

After a night of not actually sleeping so much as napping until 5am (and then 3 whole hours of sleep at once, whoo!), I feel less like death warmed over, which is nice. My sinuses are still full of ick, but I intend to go downstairs and get a hot steamy shower and steam my lungs and sinuses to try and help clear things out.

Tea and soup are still my friend, and I need to check the downstairs freezer and see if I still have a container of frozen sliced ginger because ginger tea sounds fantastic right now.

judayre
replied to your post “You know what the best thing about writing alternate universes is?…”

I had about the same reaction when they turned the mirror universe from “look what we are capable of if we don’t control our savage side” into “look what Other People can do to us if we aren’t aggressive”

Oh dear fuck, yes. *screams into a pillow*

I refuse to watch those episodes of DS9 because there’s only so much rage I can deal with at a time. Just. It’s not what a mirror-verse is supposed to be. Add to that the way they decided that the way to emphasize mirror!Kira’s evilness was to dress her up in bondage gear chic and make her blatently bisexual, and in so doing neatly demonizing bisexuality and kink in the process. *makes emphatic and rude gestures at the episodes*

(There’s an episode of Voyager that isn’t technically a mirror-verse, but Voyager through someone else’s historical lens, and just. Guh. That is what a mirror-verse should be, and it’s fantastic, and I kinda want to take it and play with it, ‘cause I made such happy squeaks while watching that episode.)

persian-slipper
replied to your photoset “Progress pics! Top is the Captain America blanket, which I’ve…”

How colorwork?!

With six colors, each one is numbered, and each side is numbered. The center three colors are set first, and then the other three are from the blocks to sides 4,5,6 (1->4, 2->5, 3->6).

Then, because I am using 5/2 cotton, I use two strands, so the first row is colors 1&2, the second row is colors 2&3, etc. Final row is 6&1.

And to keep it all worked out, I have a chart. Because otherwise, I’d never remember what colors go where.

Especially since there are 36 colors total – six each yellow, green, and blue, thee reds with three pinks, five oranges with a brown, and five purples with a gray. The rows alternate on which three of each of the six groups are used in the middle, and the four different ways I put the center three colors together and the order they go in are in different orders across four sections that make up the rows.

So the basic color pattern is 24 blocks by 8 rows, and the blocks on the end of the rows share colors with each other as well as ones further into the row.

Hopefully that makes sense? (And honestly, if someone wants the chart, I can sell it as a PDF. The color choices I made included.)

cuzosu-blog
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Love it. Would read the fuck out of it. And also rec to others, because DAMN. And Hawkeye as a Native of one tribe or another just makes sense on a primal level to me.

If I remember correctly, Jason Mamoa is at least part native Hawaiian, so with him cast as Hawkeye, Hawkeye would be the same, just because. (And hey, yet more reason for him to be rather pissed at the circus he and his brother joined for the awful caricature of a costume they shoved him in.)

liara-shadowsong
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Great overall, especially the Cap and Iron Man casting. The only one I have issues with is Black Widow. I genuinely love Lupita Nyong’o, but she is part of the present MCU line-up already, which means Nakia would have to be re-cast. Regardless of this, there are only about 40,000 Afro-Russian individuals total at last estimate vs 9.5 million Asian Russians; a non-white Black Widow should probably be from one of the Turkic ethnic groups of eastern Russia.

Those statistics have been brought up, and there are notes about other ways of recasting Natasha for later in the project.

At the time this was made – April 2016 – Lupita did not yet have a part in the MCU line-up, and we originally were working with who we could think of off the top of our head. This has, since then, become a larger project, with plans for more in it, and it’s taking enough time that it’s expanded with the new movies.