…good for you??
*tilts head* Anon, are you ok? Do you need a hug? Maybe a nap?
Because dude, Shakespeare is fucking awesome, and does not deserve your disparagement.
…good for you??
*tilts head* Anon, are you ok? Do you need a hug? Maybe a nap?
Because dude, Shakespeare is fucking awesome, and does not deserve your disparagement.
Is still my birthday! You are not late. 🙂 *hugs you* I am having a pretty good birthday today. Puttering about and stuff. And chocolate cake. And nommy rice pot stuff. And many birthday wishes from people, and TWO fics I follow that are very very awesome updated today. Or near enough to today as makes no difference for my reading of the updates.
@deadcatwithaflamethrower @lacefedora @norcumi @queenkit @koiotchka @travellingwiththedead @jabberwockypie @elegantmess-southernbelle
I see your birthday wishes, and you are all awesome, and THANK YOU!
… And I did mention chocolate cake, and it is a costco chocolate cake and no I haven’t eaten the whole thing, but I may have eaten a bit more of it than I should have. Or maybe it’s just that several people have said happy birthday and it’s very awesome and I’m bouncing because look, people noticed it’s my birthday!
One more year survived. Another win. And there are people who have celebrated with me, even a little bit.
(Also, Saturday there will be noms at a restaurant I haven’t been to in a decade. I am looking forward to this. That may also be part of the being happy-excited.)
Edit: Make that three fics! *goes to read the latest chapter of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail*

The bed it’s on is a queen size bed, for scale reference. Lighting color is on the warm side, plus sunlight coming in through one of the windows.
I will send it out Thursday, most likely, since there’s stuff to do tomorrow that precludes going to the post office. Also, I need to find where I put the rope meant to tie this. The one in the Venge colors.
It’s only five and a half months later than I wanted to get it done, but the Jedi blanket for @deadcatwithaflamethrower is finished, the last threads cut and tucked into the stitches, and I just need to get a picture and bundle it up and stuff it in a box to send it off.
Pictures later this evening, since there will be no snippet today.
Kudos to Ashlesha for making Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and NDAs synonymous with quality sexy times in my weirdo brain that makes strange but often hilarious connections.
I usually grumble “Fuck” whenever I’m faced with either of those two things, but now it’s a much more purring “fffuck”. Mmm. Yeah, bby, sign on that dotted liiiine. Fuck that Magic Nuke-proof friiiiiiidge.
Ashlesha has also firmly convinced me that I never want to drive or fly in the Northeast United States. Sorry, East Coast friends.
I live on the East Coast, and drive, and I don’t wanna, not until I get south of Richmond. Or it’s the wee hours of the morning when the roads between Richmond and Philly, at least, tend to be mostly empty in my experience. For about three or four hours at most, depending on day of the week, if there’s anything going on, and how close to any of the four cities along I-95 you are in that range.
North of Philly, and south of Boston? Nuh-uh. Can’t make me. Someone else can drive. *crosses arms mutinously*
Still not out of Rivendell, probably won’t be through Rivendell for another 1k words or more, because they’re there a month, there’s more with bitty!Aragorn to do, there’s an ancient and snarky ass of a sword to transfer ownership of, and there’s research on dragons for Boromir to do.
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | more to come
@deadcatwithaflamethrower @norcumi
“You will need supplies to get that far, and I do not know that I will be able to supply you enough, though I shall do as I can.” Elrond has a small frown of his own, a crease between his brows that makes Boromir silently wonder what troubles him. “Have you a map for your journey?”
Thorin hesitates, but nods. “We have a map of Erebor, at least, one which has been passed to me from my father.”
“A map which we could use your assistance with, just a little thing. Maps of this sort are known sometimes to have hidden writing, and I had hoped to gain your aid in finding any that might be present upon this map.” Gandalf smiles a moment, though whether he’s trying to appeal to Elrond or placate Thorin, Boromir cannot tell. Though he thinks it likely the former, for all the tension that is rising between Thorin and Gandalf.
“If you would have me look at the map, I will gladly offer my assistance.” Elrond directs his own words to both Thorin and Gandalf. “It will take some time to prepare what supplies I can provide you, enough to be certain if the map has any hidden text, and determine if it can be read.”
“If it can be read?” Thorin raises his eyebrows, and Boromir leans forward a little, curious himself why Elrond would not simply read the text if he might find it.
“There are some means of creating hidden writing that can only be read under certain conditions, and while they can be found to exist, and perhaps too what those conditions are, we may not be able to recreate them sufficiently precisely to render the writing readable. Or there may be a need to wait for a precise time.” Elrond picks up his goblet, taking a sip of wine. “I do not know how swiftly you wish to reach Erebor, and thus how much time you have to wait if it is needful, so I cannot know if I will be able to render any hidden text readable before you depart.”
“What aid you may render in this will be sufficient, even if all you may tell us is when and how it may be read.” Thorin nods in thanks, speaking before Gandalf can interject his own words into the conversation once more. “And you have my thanks for it.”
Before anything more can be said, there is a commotion at one of the tables where the rest of the company was sat, and a thump that makes Boromir turn to catch the beginning of Bofur singing, and see the first flung bit of food. He grins, taking another bite of his own food while he sits back to watch, mindful of not participating. Just another rowdy group, and while they might not be his soldiers, he can recall similar scenes with his men. Perhaps with less flung food – his men had always been too aware of the noble birth of their captain to dare do that in his company even when he’d convinced them he was as willing to sing the dirtiest songs as they were – but it reminds him of days and companions he doubts he will see again.
“Elven-made clothes to go with the elven cloak?” Fíli joins Boromir on the balcony he’s sitting on, watching a courtyard where a boy is practicing with a bow.
“They are well-made, and all of mine were lost save those on my back after the encounter with the trolls.” Boromir glances at the prince – not spoken of as such, not in this company, and he has followed their lead in that – studying his face a moment. “Will you turn such down if they offer?”
“If they offer, no, but I do not expect them to offer.” Fíli shrugs, leaning against the railing. “Who’s the child?”
“A boy under the protection of Lord Elrond.” Boromir doesn’t know what name Aragorn has now, and doesn’t dare use the name he knows the man as for the boy he is now. He hasn’t asked after him, either, not wishing to betray knowledge he should not have.
“Do you know him?” Fíli watches Boromir, raising an eyebrow at his swift shake of his head. “Then why do you watch him?”
“He reminds me a little of someone I knew.” Boromir shrugs, looking down at Aragorn to see Aragorn looking up at them in return. “I doubt I will see him again. It is a long journey and I do not know what the future will bring.”
Fíli gives him a sympathetic smile before leaning over the railing on the balcony, looking at something. Giving a satisfied grunt, he climbs over, and down, as Boromir comes over, jumping the last short distance into the courtyard.
Aragorn is staring at Fíli, eyes wide, a grin creeping across his face that is more cheerful than anything Boromir had seen toward the end of their journey. He hopes he can find a way to see that smile remain more common than it had become – if the Ring is destroyed sooner, perhaps there will be no need for Aragorn to forget how to be as happy as he is now.
Sleep did help some with the brain weasels. They’re still there, and they’re still not ignorable, but they’re quieter than last night, at least.
I’ve got a sink full of dishes I’m going to try to get cleaned, and a stack of recycles I’m going to try to get out. May see about going over to Home Depot to pick up a trio of 5gal buckets because they make awesome trashcans, because then I don’t have to carry the bag, I just take the entire bucket with the tied-shut bag in it, and it’s easier on my hands than the ties of the bag. Same reason for making an awesome bucket for recycles, because HANDLE.
I have the first segments of the story on a deadline, but I’m still not at word count. I may try to poke at that today. I want to get the scene-in-progress done for Transformation so I can post the next segment up. I have the Garak-and-Bashir scene-in-progress for The Butcher (and I need a better title for it, because no), and I have a letter to write for Aerit.
Food. I have a chunk of beef I tossed in the fridge to thaw, that I can cut off bits for in the rice pot. I have tortellini with cook quickly and are delicious. I have three of the mini crumb cakes left. A stack of frozen waffles. Bread. Potatoes. Cheese and butter and cream. I need to eat something, no matter that my appetite is absent.
I have a bottle of my favorite juice (CranTangerine), and a filter full of water within easy reach, so I’m not worried about having enough to drink. I can also easily refill mugs when they’re empty (I have three right now, one for water, one for juice, one for when I get up to go refill with cider and heat it in the microwave).
And despite the chores and writing stuff that I have on my to-do list (which is a running list, so those aren’t a “must do today” so much as a “must do some part of this today”), I may well begin today with putting on the Walking With series and crochet my way through a row of blanket. Or more, if I can manage it. Because I want to get that done soon, so I can pack it up with a few other things to send off to @deadcatwithaflamethrower for the winter holidays.
(Definitely doing something that lets me put on headphones, because asshole neighbors have decided I need to listen to polka again. FUCKERS.)
Finished the row I was working on, and now it is bedtime before I fall on my face. Wasn’t as painful today, but pain was still above baseline.
Hugs for everyone, and I hope you sleep well.
Also, progress pic of the blanket!

@deadcatwithaflamethrower – thought you’d might like to see it. I’ve gotten to the row with the first solid green all the way across at the base, and past most of the fiddly bits that mean I have lots of dangly threads. Or at least the current batch of fiddly bits. 26 rows to go, of which 12 have pattern bits, and the other 14 are just solid background to give it a nice border.
If all goes well and nothing flares up badly, I should have it done in time to send out for the winter holidays.
Honestly in all of these stories these poetic white men who somehow end up immortal get so bored and miserable because they just sit in their mansion all day doing whatever it is they need to do in order to sustain their immortality and then they just throw lavish parties and organize orgies or whatever and then they’re like “why am I sad I eat three course meals and have at least one orgy daily what MORE could I POSSIBLY need??”
Like???? Damn go for a walk. Do you even KNOW your neighbors? Get a dog and take it to the park. Set up an elaborate fish tank. Go skiing like you’ve been alive for 200 years and you’ve spent 180 of it in your house looking at paintings and drinking wine with other rich assholes no wonder ur life sucks my man.
Buy a canoe.
this post was specifically targeting dorian grey.
Are you–are you SURE it was just Dorian? Because I thought a lot about Highlander version. 2′s moping for 6 television seasons.
… There’s reasons I don’t like That Annoying Twit Duncan MacLeod. Everyone else is either forgettable or fun, but him. *quietly sits on the urge to strangle a character from a show that ended twenty years ago*
I’ve had this particular shiny for a while, made by @deadcatwithaflamethrower, and it gets worn for several days in a row, and then gets draped over whatever plushie is currently designated “it”. Because brain.
Current plushie wearing the necklace is Penn, an African Wild Dog. He would like to know when he can stop having to hold still for pictures somewhere that isn’t in front of the fan.

It loops neatly over his ears.

And it looks very pretty, human, fan now please.

Of course afterward he got to sit in front of the fan, with my soda, and enjoy some nice moving air.
