jabberwockypie:

iamshadow21:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

did-you-kno:

If you’re trying to figure out whether
someone has a fake smile, look at their
eyes. When you have a genuine smile,
the corners of your mouth upturn, your
cheeks raise, and the skin around your
eyes crinkles. Known as the ‘Duchenne
smile’, it happens involuntarily when
you’re truly happy about something- so
a smile without eye crinkles is a good
indicator that someone was forcing it. Source Source 2 Source 3

ahahah oh boy science no.

i learned to fake that part of the smile when i was fuckin 14 and miserable, if i smile you ain’t knowin it’s fake unless i want you to.

Also, the info in the original post is super fucking ableist against people who have different expressions for whatever reasons. Autistic people, blind people, people with muscle or movement disorders or paralysis that affects the muscles of the face, etc., often have different patterns of expression. For example, autistic people often have smiles that look ‘fake’ to neurotypical people. It’s not that we’re not happy or genuine. Right now, my five year old nephew (moderate to severely deaf, probably autistic too) smiles with only one half of his face. The other eye and half of his mouth he screws up tightly like he’s wincing. That’s just how he smiles. Sure, there are times he expresses with his whole face like a quote normal person unquote, but nine times out of ten, it’s his quirky, atypical smile/grimace. And that’s fine. He’s a happy neurodiverse kid.

Also, tangentially, fuck all that noise about ‘eye contact means you’re not lying’. No, eye contact means nothing. There are a hundred different neurobiological, social and cultural reasons why people don’t do it. Body language and facial expressions can only tell you a small part of the story when you don’t know the person and their background. Just stop judging based on science invented by sadists who liked torturing homeless people in the name of ‘research’. (Google Duchenne, I’m not exaggerating.)

Also, if you’re autistic and got CRITICIZED a lot as a child about not smiling “correctly” or were coached into awkward “normal” facial expressions, that can totally lead to being an adult who really doesn’t know what a natural smile looks like FOR YOU.

I practice smiling with the eye crinkles and the lifted cheeks. It’s my customer service smile, usually with bonus teeth. Wide, cheerful, and according to the original post, absolutely genuine.

Whereas my smiles among friends are less likely to be with the eye crinkles and the lifted cheeks, and almost never have teeth (sometimes, but usually I’m still trying to cover them with my lips). Because showing of teeth is at best a “I don’t know you” and at worst is a “back off, I don’t trust you and you’re making me want to commit violence to defend my space/person/friend”.

So. Yeah. Fuck the idea that there’s only one way to do genuine smiles. (Although that being generally accepted as true does make it easy to get people to think I’m genuinely cheerful and happy when I’m working retail.)

lynati:

sixpenceee:

The crevice between the North American and Eurasian tectonic plates near Iceland. Can you imagine diving between them?

(via Reddit)

That one part of the strata looks like teeth.

I think that’s actually a reflection off either the surface of the water from the underside. (Or off a halocline or thermocline?)

It does look like teeth, though.

preoccupiedpepper:

staff:

Here it is: Best stuff first

Extremely handy if you follow a lot of people and hate missing anything good. 

Best Stuff First moves the best stuff on your dashboard—mhm!—right up to the top. 

It’s rolling out this week on iOS and Android, and comes with this Help Center article.  

Thanks! ✌️

Head’s up folks! Tumblr decided to shit the bed and go non-chronological!

This bullshit is being rolled out this week and it’s going to be default!

… fuck this noise.

preoccupiedpepper:

staff:

Here it is: Best stuff first

Extremely handy if you follow a lot of people and hate missing anything good. 

Best Stuff First moves the best stuff on your dashboard—mhm!—right up to the top. 

It’s rolling out this week on iOS and Android, and comes with this Help Center article.  

Thanks! ✌️

Head’s up folks! Tumblr decided to shit the bed and go non-chronological!

This bullshit is being rolled out this week and it’s going to be default!

… fuck this noise.

words-writ-in-starlight:

#rogue one#star wars#my creative writing class thinks this is a bad ending#because everybody dies#and they remind me that at the beginning of the class I told them cliche endings like ‘it was all a dream’ and ‘everybody dies’ were bad#THIS IS THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE I try to tell them#maybe one day they’ll learn#anyway#perfect ending is perfect

Hold my beer while I try (and probably fail) to articulate this.

This movie is somewhat unique in my experience because the death of all the main characters seems like the good and necessary end to the plot, and I think part of the reason this is true is because, basically, they don’t die for shock value or because Anyone Can Die, they die because this is a war and they are people who exist solely in the context of the war.  I love AU’s where Bodhi meets Finn and Chirrut explains the Force to Luke as much as the next person, but within the context of the characters that we are given, in order to complete their personal arcs to satisfaction, they all have to die in this war.  

You have Chirrut, who is the last relic of a religion whose lifeblood has been stolen to power a weapon of the enemy–his only peace as a character is to die bringing that weapon and that enemy to its knees.  There is no Temple for him to guard, there are only a handful of kyber crystals left in the galaxy, and there’s no way for him to change that.  Characters need closure, it’s what makes an ending satisfactory, and Chirrut’s only closure is to do what he can to right this impossible wrong, there’s nothing else for him, and that means he has to die bringing the weapon down.

You have Baze, who doesn’t even have his faith anymore, all he has is Chirrut and his gun.  Well, we just established that Chirrut has to die to close his personal arc.  Baze has nothing to tie him to the world without Chirrut, because the war has taken everything from him–his people, his home, his faith, and now his partner.  Baze is, I think, very much a story of loss, so his closure comes from knowing that he has reclaimed some part of that, and there is no way–given his character and what we see of him–for him to reclaim any of that except in the face of death, when he is able to lay claim to his faith again.  And that’s only possible because, at the last moment, Baze has nothing except the faith that Chirrut held for him all this time.  And of course he can only take that back in the face of certain death.

You have Bodhi, who is the one with the message.  That’s what his whole arc is about, getting the message to where it’s supposed to go.  I think I’ve talked about this before, but Bodhi…he’s pretty much burned all his bridges, his home in Jedha is gone and he’s a traitor and a rogue, all he has left is the message and the hope that someone is listening.  For his narrative to end the moment he gets confirmation that “Yes, Rogue One, we hear you” is a very clean, natural close, because it offers him the assurance of a task completed.

And then you have Jyn and Cassian, who are very much creations of the war in their own ways.  They exist because of the war.  They would not tolerate being out of the war, because they’ve never known anything but.  There is no future for them, the way they’re portrayed in the movie, except to win the war at the price of their own lives.  They’re not villains to be redeemed or heroes to be lauded, they are people who have been carved so much into the form and function of a weapon that they wouldn’t know how to be anything else anymore.  And we get that impression very much over the course of the movie, with the way that absolutely everything is second to Cassian’s mission and the way that even at her most removed Jyn is still a soldier at heart.  They are Achilles, not Odysseus–there is not a safe haven and a home waiting for them.  They are destined to challenge the unbreakable city and die bringing it down.

And K-2…K-2 is Cassian’s imaginary friend, in a lot of ways.  He created K-2, he taught K-2, he fed love and humor and duty, always duty, into K-2′s circuits until there was no empty space left.  Of course K-2 dies for Cassian.  Of course he does.

So Rogue One works because these are all people whose personal narratives are crafted and supported by the war, and because these are all people whose closure is a grave.  They’re not Luke, who closes his arc with saving Vader, or Han, who closes his arc with finding something to fight for and someone who loves him, or even Leia, who closes her arc by avenging her planet through the saving of another.  They’re not the heroes of a grand and sweeping epic.  They are the martyrs whose stories could only end in peace when they died doing their duty.

This. This makes sense of why I was good with the movie in the theater, despite loving the characters and wanting to give them all worlds where they don’t die. But at the same time, have not felt an urge to write an AU which is explicitly where something in the time frame of the movie itself changes. Because the canon deaths make sense and feel right.

(That I am going to figure out how to not kill them in various running AUs has nothing to do with whether or not their canon makes sense with everyone dying by the end of the movie, and everything to do with exploring what changes in the characters because of the changes already wrought on the universe.)

ryanlewisandclark:

raptorific:

Not to be an old man but what happened to ship names that were just the characters’ names with a / or x between them? Like I shouldn’t need to solve some kind of Dungeon Riddle to know what characters are in the ship, you don’t need to say “I ship Candy In The Wind,” no one knows what that is, just say Charlie Bucket/Avatar Aang

In case @thebibliosphere hasn’t been tagged to death already here.

I suspect the trends like that tend to come and go in waves – I remember when I first was getting into fandom that squishing names together into one name was popular, and then it wasn’t (and oh, was I glad, because I didn’t end up scrolling very fast and twitching lots when looking for fic as much), and now it is again, and I want to whimper, because fuck if I can tell who the hell is shipped unless I’ve been lucky enough to see a post where someone actually mentions the names separately.

(I’d have to build a reference sheet to keep track, and I don’t want to have to, and damnit, it’s not like new fans are going to know who the hell things refer to in the first place, and why are we bewildering the new arrivals anyway?)

thebibliosphere:

spaci1701:

ember-of-interest:

scayis:

girlgrowingsmall:

choowoo:

epicallyfunny:

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That apron tho.

I’ll just pull this casserole out of the oven. WITH MY BEAR HANDS!!!!!

if anyone wants to send me something for Christmas I’ll msg u my address pls & thanku

aquadracoa you are gonna love this.

@thebibliosphere

I want the bear ones.

I want the mitts and the measuring cups. (As those I will actually use. The rest? *shrugs* Meh. Though the apron is kinda cool and I might actually use an apron if I had that one.)

dogmatix:

I’m reading the Darth Plagueis book for Reasons, and I just. I just can’t with this

One hundred years earlier, Tenebrous’ Twi’lek Master had opened a small rend in the fabric of the Force, allowing the dark side to be felt by the Jedi Order for the first time in more than eight hundred years. That had been the inauguration, the commencement of the revenge of the Sith.  And now the time had come to enlarge that rend into a gaping hole, a gaping wound, into which the Republic and the Jedi Order would to their own hazard be drawn.

I just???? the FORCE DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT!?!!!!???????????

WHAT EVEN THE HELL DID I JUST READ??????????

… I read that part on Wookieepedia and just. Decided to utterly ignore that piece of stupid.

(I kept the Twi’lek Sith, though, and gave him a name. Because reasons.)