As a final stroke of malice, a species of sentient life unleashed a plague designed to eradicate all biological life it came in contact with. The plague wiped out untold numbers of living worlds and sentient beings. It never had a name until it reached earth where natives call it “a cold”.
So I was watching one of those elephant documentaries and some guy walked over to the elephants and the elephants all crowded round to look at him and stroke him with their trunks.
And it reminded me how when there’s a cat in the garden my entire family will go out and cuddle it.
I can’t believe Sophie is spending her retirement banging Nate all over Europe and writing pirate erotica starring their nemesis.
Who am I kidding, of course I believe that.
Why *wouldn’t* Sophie spend her retirement banging Nate all over Europe and writing pirate erotica starring their nemesis? Sounds like an excellent life choice to me.
Star Trek AU where the uniforms have black shirts and these pants
Not gonna lie these are so ugly they loop around and become awesome again.
I want them.
I think they’re legit snazzy…
I want one of each…
i need these
What do they mean new? The English were doing that sort of thing with their hose back in the 14th century. *rolls eyes, trying very hard to otherwise keep a straight face* Dude. I mean, I get it, advertising people probably didn’t care, and most of the people they’re trying to appeal to probably didn’t either, but still. It amuses me that they’re claiming it’s the “newest” thing.
On the other hand, those could be extremely entertaining as part of Star Trek uniforms for an AU.
A Japanese photographer named Hanamomo captured this amazing image of a cat called “Okaachan” (or “Momma”) walking across the rippled sands of a desert in the United Arab Emirates. When photographed from a certain angle, a round black and tan marking on her left side makes it appear as though she’s completely hollow and has a hole in her side through which we can see more of the desert. Nice trick, kitty!
cody putting on his helmet and there’s a
pair of googly eyes on the visor
maul and savage acting out a duel with their
action figures
mandalorians making silly poses while
suspended on cables for a jetpack chase scene
kix not hearing the “action” call and taking
a selfie in the middle of a take
barriss having her stomach growl loudly
during one of her lines and then blushing really hard
“CODY, BATTLE POSITIONS!!!!!!” “obi wan why are you screaming” “i’m sorry i thought he couldn’t hear me through the helmet” “i can hear you. please stop yelling at me”
satine laughing at something obi wan said and
snorting
clones wearing name tags on their foreheads
ahsoka executing a perfect backflip and anakin going “yeah but watch this” and then slipping and falling
rex making the sound effects for his blasters by yelling “bang bang bang BANG BANG BANG BANG”
the younglings dancing and
laughing with the grownups and calling them “mister ani” or “miss soka”
dooku rolling his eyes while the jedi are
goofing off between takes
ahsoka hurrying to finish shooting bc she heard there were donuts
grievous having uncomfortably long coughing
fits but no one giving him water bc they’re not sure if he’s still acting
obi wan looking directly into the camera after anakin disobeys orders
thank you so much
But importantly: obi wan making the lightsaber noises
Ventress and Obi-Wan having a Saber-clash, Ventress just leans over the Plastic Lightsabers and gives him a little kiss on the nose, cut Clone Laughter and Obi-Wan going red in the face
Count Dooku looking intensely at the Camera, then starts waggling his eyebrows
Anakin doing a Scene where he gets a minor injury but massively overplays it until Ahsoka carries him off of the set
Mace Windu and Yoda turning up to a Council Meeting scene in dark sunglasses, exchanging badass looks
Anakin winning a saberfight with Dooku then holding out his lightsaber and doing a mic-drop (then is yelled at by the props guys about how expensive those are)
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