things i need

jediqueer:

dontsquishkat:

obli-wan-kenobli:

tx-828:

qvste:

goshdarnitrex:

tx-828:

obli-wan-kenobli:

• bloopers of star wars: the clone wars the animated series like pixar movies

please consider:

• ahsoka and rex bursting into laughter in the same scene over and over again
• r2-d2 falling down a flight of stairs and cursing in binary
• anakin coming in and doing a perfect serious/emotional take, then walking out with a stupid sign taped to his back
• fives and echo trying to trade parts
• obi wan pulling disapproving faces in the background of anakin’s scenes
• “ahsoka that’s not in the script” “what’s not” “the kissing. you’re not supposed to kiss her. it’s not in the script” “i was improving the script”
• clone extras getting caught using their iphones in the background
• five entire minutes of jar jar ruining scenes and destroying sets
• padme forgetting her lines in long senate speeches or flirting sessions and making stuff up
• ahsoka and anakin leaning back and forth and making their own sound effects inside the twilight

• ventress accidentally smacking an extra in the face while gesturing and going “OMIGOD I’M SO SORRY”

• obi wan wandering into scenes he’s not supposed to be in
• mace windu showing up for a jedi council scene wearing a hawaiian shirt 
• everyone making their own video diaries about the stupid shenanigans they get into behind the scenes
• yoda forgetting his lines and speaking in normal english
• anakin actually hitting dooku with his plastic lightsaber on accident 
• ahsoka crying real tears and getting overwhelmed filming the scene when she leaves the order bc she’s also leaving the show 

and here i was thinking that the clone wars had ruined my chances of dying happy.

PLEASE TELL ME MORE

@qvste you are in luck today

(tagging @leiaorganasbutt too hope that’s ok)

• cody putting on his helmet and there’s a
  pair of googly eyes on the visor
• maul and savage acting out a duel with their
  action figures
• mandalorians making silly poses while
  suspended on cables for a jetpack chase scene
• kix not hearing the “action” call and taking
  a selfie in the middle of a take
• barriss having her stomach growl loudly
  during one of her lines and then blushing really hard
• “CODY, BATTLE POSITIONS!!!!!!” “obi wan why are you screaming” “i’m sorry i thought he couldn’t hear me through the helmet” “i can hear you. please stop yelling at me”
• satine laughing at something obi wan said and
  snorting
• clones wearing name tags on their foreheads
• ahsoka executing a perfect backflip and anakin going “yeah but watch this” and then slipping and falling
• rex making the sound effects for his blasters by yelling “bang bang bang BANG BANG BANG BANG”
• the younglings dancing and
  laughing with the grownups and calling them “mister ani” or “miss soka”
• dooku rolling his eyes while the jedi are
  goofing off between takes
• ahsoka hurrying to finish shooting bc she heard there were donuts
• grievous having uncomfortably long coughing
  fits but no one giving him water bc they’re not sure if he’s still acting
• obi wan looking directly into the camera after anakin disobeys orders

thank you so much

But importantly: obi wan making the lightsaber noises

• Ventress and Obi-Wan having a Saber-clash, Ventress just leans over the Plastic Lightsabers and gives him a little kiss on the nose, cut Clone Laughter and Obi-Wan going red in the face
• Count Dooku looking intensely at the Camera, then starts waggling his eyebrows
• Anakin doing a Scene where he gets a minor injury but massively overplays it until Ahsoka carries him off of the set
• Mace Windu and Yoda turning up to a Council Meeting scene in dark sunglasses, exchanging badass looks
• Anakin winning a saberfight with Dooku then holding out his lightsaber and doing a mic-drop (then is yelled at by the props guys about how expensive those are)