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madamebomb:

cephalotodd:

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise 🙂

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

As someone who actually has to deal with multiple states and their varying tax rates with a small business with no permanent shop front that travels to different events – taxes aren’t included in the price for a small business that travels because different states have different tax rates, and I am not bloody redoing all the damned tags four times in a month for four different events in four different states (or, worse, in different places in the same state that have different local tax rates).

Now. Stores with permanent shop fronts? Do not have that excuse. Because, damnit, see also how gas is priced. If gas station chains that span the fucking lower 48 can manage to have the taxes rolled into the price at the pump, so can a damned shop front.

*takes a deep breath* Anyway. Sales tax in this country is a fucking pain in the ass, I hate dealing with the various tax rates, and California can go suck hot flaming rocks because I can’t even go from one part of the state to another and expect a stable tax rate. Also, any state that has a fraction of a percent in its tax rate can do likewise, because fuck that math, I hate it.

(On the other hand, at least I can put the damned number into Square, and it will do the math for me these days. There would be more screaming otherwise.)

Hugs for EVERYONE*

morgynleri:

*hugs you all* Because today is a day for hugs, and I’m going to run out of spoons if I go putting hugs in everyone’s ask box.

Feel free to reblog this to give a hug to every one of your followers.

*who is comfortable with being hugged. If you do not like hugs or are uncomfortable with physical contact, or even just prefer not a hug from someone not a mutual friend, cookies or other snacks suitable for your dietary needs and restrictions.

Week five Fundraising Call!

theotherguysride:

Hey there everyone! I hope you’ve had an EXCELLENT weekend!

I’ve had an awesome week, got a LOT done, and managed to get my attendance back to 100% even after having a migrane wipe me out on Tuesday. (I’m fine now, it was a combination of the weather changing and stress.)

First: A MASSIVE THANK YOU to the people who donated to my cause last week. Y’all kept my butt covered, literally! I found what I needed at the wal-mart, only a touch over what I hoped to spend. It’s worth it, since these should last me at LEAST three months.

Second: An ENORMOUS hug for everyone who has signal boosted so far! That’s the real reason I’ve been getting to and from school every day. Y’all keep me upright and moving. It’s not extravagant, it’s not every day, but by all the stars at once, y’all have been my angels.

 NOW: Week Five is starting. I’m both excited as heck and dreading it. Mostly because my bank account is sitting at a rather eeky 3$usd. I’ve got enough on my metro card for Monday and that’s IT!

This weeks goal is just 50$ total. That buys me metro fare and sandwiches at school. I’ve got the other necessities covered right now, and this STILL does not include rent. My landlord is a SAINT and isn’t charging me rent or giving me grief for having 14 hour days three days a week. I love this guy y’all and I can’t wait to be able to pay him back. As always, anything raised above my goal goes towards rent. 

As always, my donation links are:

Paypal.me/theotherguysride

ko-fi.com/jazzascending

https://www.gofundme.com/Megangoestocosmetologyschool

Anything at all helps keep me on the road. If you can’t donate, that’s OKAY! Times are hard for all of us. I’d love the signal boost too! And please feel free to repost this to your other social media if you’re inclined. I’d LOVE a Facebook pump!

Some news! Tomorrow 4/30/2018, there’s a career fair at school. As of this post, I’m touching up my hair color (never throw away partly used bottles if you can help it! Rainy day touchups are great for handling things like career fairs.) And I’m hoping to get my hands on something easy, like a Dry Bar gig. I can do blowouts ALL day. BUT this is still not a guarantee. We’ve got twenty people, and last year only FIVE were hired anywhere close to their home.

Stay safe everyone, and may your road be easy.

*shakes fist at their genetics* I wanna go back outside and do more gardening, and if I do that I’m going to burn if I don’t put on sleeves (the sunscreen I can use is too expensive for me to slather it all over bare arms just so I can stay out another couple of hours).

Anyway.

More bricks in the ground, the first round of harvest for the orange mint accomplished (it’s a happy little mint attempting to invade the yard outside the garden, and I got a small but not negligable harvest off it while cutting back what was in the way of putting in the garden edge).

The catnip is a happy little shrub of a mint, the orange mint has laid claim to pretty much every inch of it’s allotted space, and the lemon balm is happily spreading itself out for its third year (maybe this year I’ll get a small harvest off it).

The oregano seems to be not entirely sure what to do with itself around the ground ivy and dandelions I’ve got to get out of it’s space, and the peppermint is poking its head up but staying fairly clustered in one spot at the moment.

One strawberry is a very happy plant that’s making rude gestures at everything trying to invade its space. One has spawned and while not a vigorously large plant, is a very stubborn one. The third one I have to weed around and hope isn’t dead. (I did weed earlier in the spring to keep anything from crowding it out, but I’m not sure that was enough.)

More bricks to go in the ground later this afternoon, provided there is no light show (rain, ok, I can work in the rain with the predicted temperatures. Lightning and thunder? NOPE). And weeding around the peppermint as needed.

(There are a bunch of plants in my garden that I did not plant there. Some of them are weeds. Some of them are just pretty that I didn’t have to plant myself. And the only things I’m bothering with pulling are prickly/stinging, ground ivy, or too close to the plants I put in.)

in which Sirius Black failed to Argue with a Hat, Part 7

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

All previous parts found Here.

Ignoring the rules works great,
once they figure out what rules you really can ignore. Fuck Gamp, anyway. Most
of those rules are bullshit. Golpalott is a bit more complicated, but he mostly
natters on about Alchemy. Sirius almost dismisses his rot entirely until
Regulus points out that Alchemy is changing one thing into another, and what
are they doing again?

Fucking Golpalott. Sirius was happy
to avoid that shit until his N.E.W.T. years, but no, his little brother wants
to become an Animagus! Sirius gets to bash his face into a book because Golpalott
doesn’t know how to write things down in simple terms. It takes the arsehole
five pages to explain a concept that can be boiled down into one sentence.

Then there is the other problem.

Keep reading

lacetrekmusings:

TNG liveblog s2 episode 7: unnatural selection. SOMEONE REQUESTED THIS ONE YAY

  • I like Picard and Deanna’s relationship
  • ‘How would you assess Pulaski?’ not bad until she speaks to Data when she becomes uncomfortably prejudiced and sometimes outright fucking mean.
  • D c’mon side with me on this Pulaski is needlessly mean to data.
  • aww Picard misses beverly.
  • They say “lantree’ but my brain hears ‘Landry’ and assumes the ship is named after Beau Bridges from Stargate SG1
  • Hey Colm Meany was listed as a guest star!
  • I llike how Geordi just comes up to the bridge all the fucking time. it’s great.
  • guys last time you encountered a dead ship you all got infected with a virus that made everyone super drunk then dead
  • STARFLEET CAPTAINS CAN JUST TAKE REMOTE CONTROL OF OTHER STARFLEET SHIPS??????
  • I love that people just unnecessarily come to the bridge all the rime on the Enterprise.
  • oh boy everyone is dead AND super old on that Lantree.
  • ‘The Darwin Genetic research station’ ooh boy sounds like it’s an accident waiting to happen. also sounds vaguely illegal given the Federation’s stance on Genetic engineering
  • Jeez that remote access too the lantree was SUPER CONVENIENT now they don’t have to go over there and get infected lol
  • Quarantine warnings too! Amazing! They’ve learned from their mistakes.
  • To no ones surprise everyone on Darwin station is rapidly aging
  • UM EXCUSE ME THERE ARE GENETICALLY ALTERED CHILDREN ON THIS STATION? HOW IS IT THESE PEOPLE AREN”T OPERATING ILLEGALLY (maybe it’s because geneTic engineering hasn’t been made canonically illegal yet lace NO THAT CAN”T BE IT)
  • ‘I would like to brings on of these likely infected children aboard for examination’ wouldn’t it be safer for you to go over there while in hazmat gear? Does the enterprise not have any hazmat gear????
  • OMG O’BRIEN HAS A NAMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
  • that kid is 100% not 12 guys…
  • Why do they keep saying STA-sis instead of STAY-Sis?
  • ‘I would appreciate it if you’d let me finish my sentences once in a while’ OOH BURN. Pulaski you need to chill lady, well at least she looks appropriately chastened.
  • ‘you both have well established personalities’ hahahah Deanna’s nice way of saying you’re both stubborn asses.
  • USE A SHUTTLE
  • ‘someone has to breathe the same air as that boy’ this problem would be solved is the EMH had been invented yet.
  • Man i was hoping there wouldn’t bee a pulaski-data interaction so I would have to be annoyed with her since she’s doing good docterly things in this episode AND YET
  • ‘i hate to keep reminding you that you’re a machine’ DO YOU? because it really seems like you fucking delight in reminding him it’s really very grating.
  • No one is suspicious that this ‘kid’ is a full grown adult body when he’s said to be ‘12′ when there’s a SUSPICIOUS ACCELERATED AGING DISEASE running rampant? REALLY?
  • genetically engineered to not contract disease, Super old despite being 12 as he’s also telepathic. whatever they’re doing down there on Darwin station is 800% illegal my Federation standards
  • whoop pulaski is totally infected.COULD IT BE THE BOY??? *gasps fakely* That kid is full grown dude… HOW DID YOU NOT SUSPECT
  • Well at least she apologized for being a dick to data ONCE.
  • O’BRIEN IS SITTING IN ON THIS MEETING. HE HAS A ROLE!!!!!! (i um… I love Miles O’brien)
  • Anytime someone says ‘designed’ when referring to a living breathing human being i am infuriated. I hear Julian in my head going “you’re not my Father, You’re my Architect.”
  • Are… are Pulaski and Data actually bonding? is she going to stop being awful to him?
  • So… what the fuck was the points of accelerating your ‘test subjects’ aging?
  • whoop good job geneticists they accidentally made a super dna altering virus because they accelerated these kids ages.
  • pulaski I know you you stick around the rest of the season so stop being so dramatic lol
  • aww picard pauses to say ‘it’s good to see you again’ to Data SO CUTE
  • HAHA they’re going to fix them by using the transporters HECK YEAH go O’brien go
  • lol another ships doctor afraid of the transporter.
  • so they fixed them but those kids are going to have to remain in isolation for the rest of their (un)natural lives lol LIKE YEAH!!!
  • two days later Starfleet comes and arrests all those docs because of all the genetic experimentation. lol
  • all there goes the Lantree.

well as with all disease outbreak episodes this could have been solved if they’d actually had any protocols in place lol. still ti made Pulaski marginally more Tolerable, let us see if it lasts.

morgynleri:

morgynleri:

Going to be offline for a week and a half or so starting tomorrow, ‘cause traveling and taking advantage of that to make it easier to not be online. 🙂 Take care of yourselves, and I’ll see y’all when I get back.

Back now, and had a safe trip to and back. Shall be minimally on tumblr or not at all for the next couple of weeks as well, ‘cause reasons.

morgynleri:

Going to be offline for a week and a half or so starting tomorrow, ‘cause traveling and taking advantage of that to make it easier to not be online. 🙂 Take care of yourselves, and I’ll see y’all when I get back.

Back now, and had a safe trip to and back. Shall be minimally on tumblr or not at all for the next couple of weeks as well, ‘cause reasons.