deadcatwithaflamethrower:

combeferret:

toxicrants:

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

#ok my favorite trope is ‘couple against the world’ #but not in a dramatic way #more like in a domestic ‘the Jones’s are at the door’ ‘lock down the house hide the kids turn off the lights we aren’t home’ #or like a ‘someone insulted OUR child? let’s fight them’ ‘I’ll get the megaphone’ #‘lets go to this work dinner and sneak as many mini corndogs as we can home’

Except for a bit at the bottom (corn dogs?  EW) this is my marriage.

Always marry one of your best friends that you’re largely sexually compatible with, or if not sexually compatible, you’re marying someone who recognizes that sex isn’t everything and they don’t hold it again you.  (IHAH drugged pun!)

The mate has a “Normal” sex drive. and is utterly het.  Together, we’re poly, though not often becase i have to like the other person, too,and I’m REALLY pickey bexause i’m demisexual verging on non-sexual ace due to thealth issues.

I was really apologietic but at first, but my ate is like “Dude, I’ve been wanking on my own for years long before we got married. If you’re not ready or incapable despite WANTING to be ready, we’re fine, I got two working hands.”