reblog if you ARE A JEWISH GIRL, SUPPORT JEWISH GIRLS, or if you like to open NEO NAZIS’ WINDOWS and put DOZENS OF ANGRY GEESE IN THEIR HOUSES

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

nineprotons:

Well, I AM in Canada, so… *rounds up all the Canada Geese.*

I wouldn’t do that to the geese.

Yellow Jackets, on the other hand…

gingerrroot:

anxiety: ur gonna be late!!! get there early

me: *is 15 mins early*

anxiety: no ones here ur in the wrong place!!!

aniseandspearmint:

also grapes. And onion rings. And small non-food items.

lynati:

Applicable to works of fiction as well.

nintendoruinedmylife:

If you are one of those people who says stuff like “Smile! It’s not that bad.” or “Don’t look so happy!” to cashiers who look angry or upset, I can guarantee that those cashiers have fantasised about your death.

kiradax:

If u wanna be my friend u have to understand that sometimes I can’t cope with conversations. And just because I’m on tumblr effectively shouting into the void but not replying to your message doesn’t mean I hate u it just means that the thought of talking to anyone in depth is extremely overwhelming

sofuckingblue:

me: i dont like, really SHIP this ship, but the art is cute and i can get behind it theoretically even though i dont actually interpret their relationship that way and/or i prefer another ship
the fandom for said ship: [is obnoxious]
me: actually i hate it now

fbi-angel-in-a-trenchcoat:

jainz:

frozun:

i think a lot of people forget that you can actually still come across as confident and have social anxiety

Well played Star Trek fandom.

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

amireal2u:

amireal2u:

Marvel: ANYONE CAN BE BAD! IT’S UNPREDICTABLE! YOUR HEROES CAN FAIL YOU! PEOPLE MEANT TO PROTECT CAN BE VILLAINS!

Women who has spent 30 minutes explaining to the cops that her mini skirt has nothing to do with her sexual consent: Really?

Black Mother whose unarmed child was shot in the back: I had no idea.

Woman taking the bus while wearing a burka who has just extracted herself out of a conversation about how it’s okay now, she can wear whatever she wants to fall into a ‘conversation’ about how all terrorists are immigrants: I’m shocked. Shocked.

Black Man driving a BMW who has just been pulled over for the 4th time in 3 months: To find gambling going on in this establishment.

White dudes: I KNOW! It’s totally made me rethink my world view! *whistles loudly as he walks alone at night and takes the shortcut through the dark alley so he can get home faster to read his new comic*.

Reblog b/c still relevant and also, this much sarcasm cannot be contained in a single post.

Fuck yes. My bae speaks wisely.

mjolnirsammy:

writing is great but it’s also insanely tiring because like

writing is frustrating

not writing is frustrating

wanting to write and not being able to is frustrating

not wanting to write but knowing you have to because deadlines are a thing is frustrating