made up fic title meme, please – “My Speeder is an Autobot: Or What I Did on my Temple Vacation – by Anakin Skywalker, aged 12”

For this meme. Still taking prompts.

Star Wars/Doctor Who/Transformers Crossover.

Obi-Wan doesn’t know if he’ll forgive the alien with the strange ship, and he knows he’s never going to forget what was supposed to be a two week leave for him and Anakin to settle into things after Qui-Gon’s death.

Especially since he’s spent that last two years having to teach a Padawan without the benefit of Temple support, the Republic, or anything resembling a schedule. They have acquired yet another alien being that is some form of mechanical being, accidentally broke the strange ship (and repaired it again, because this is Anakin), had an unpleasant and too personal encounter with a potential future, and also accidentally acquired a not-dead (not-Jedi) version of Qui-Gon before the idiot could get himself killed by a pissed off Sith Lord who looked terrifyingly like the newly-elected Chancellor Palpatine.

And as far as the Jedi are concerned, they’ve only been gone for half their two-week leave.

At least the Council is willing to accept being handed a stack of hand-written journals on flimsy, introduced to Anakin’s new speeder, and given a brief verbal report on how they have Qui-Gon with them before they let Obi-Wan go have a minor breakdown of moving parts in his fresher. And a nap. In his own bed. Possibly for a week.

The Fine Art of the Force.

For this meme. Still taking prompts.

Stargate Atlantis

Someone accidentally activates an unknown Ancient artifact on Atlantis, which releases some kind of aeresol. McKay has a fit at whoever did it, and goes to shut things down and clean up the mess they made. All seems well until the person who had the accident starts accidentally setting things on fire when they get angry or scared.

Things just go downhill from there, as far as McKay is concerned, when the “weird things happen when feeling strong emotions” starts spreading.

Something something, someone who isn’t one of the main crew figures out this is kinda like using the Force in Star Wars. At least enough that the “and now we meditate and figure out how to be calm and serene and still throw flaming debris at the Wraith with out minds” works.

For the title thing, ‘Love is a three-ounce vodka shot’

For this meme. Still taking prompts.

MCU, in which the Avengers stumble over some well-made fan movies of them (Age of Ultron, Civil War, Infinity War), and are rather horrified by what the directors and writers came up for them. Because that’s not what happened at all, and they really didn’t need to see that.

After making the mistake of watching these movies, first one up is Clint, because dude, this might be even more fucked up than his life is anyway, and where the fuck did they hide his hearing aids, but he’s kinda used to be a human disaster anyway. He brings back a tray full of glasses of vodka, enough for everyone, and larger ones for Steve, Bucky, Thor, Loki, and Pietro, because metabolism reasons.

Because the Avengers are a family, if an often dysfunctional one, and each of them has their way of saying I love you. (Turning people into semi-appropriate animals, building/buying shiny things/companies, threatening/maiming/disposing of whoever has been a credible threat lately, various nicknames, the Goat Avengers, etc.) Clint thinks today is a day for I love you being alcohol and pizza (which gets delivered about the time the shock wears off, and Natasha and Bucky start plotting how to find the directors and writers involved and having a little talk with them).

harutemu:

October is coming so lets get the fun and spooky writing prompts ready!

Do you want your followers to choose prompts until you get 5 in a row?
Or choose a row of 5 prompts for yourself to write over the up coming month?
Even if all you want are Halloween flavored story ideas to play with through October, this chart is ready for you.

I’m game. Fandoms in tags.

writertobridge:

ameerawritesstuff:

nooneknowiblogthis:

s-q-u-e-e-m-i-s-h:

thebluemeany:

spyrograph:

tagged by @adigeon

Dune except it takes place on Hoth and the protagonist is Voltaire.

An omnipotent being plays n-dimensional-space-jenga with some non-linear aliens and looses.

An alien uses space!Grinder for the first time and hooks up with a foot fetishist.

A lich gets dragged back into the family drama because somebody found a loophole in the inheritance laws.

tagging @dayoldhakarl @borg-apologist @savory-breakfasts @thebluemeany @cerebrosbeforehoes

tagged y @spyrograph

Trying to turn Human Marmite Doctor
into the Murder Lizard whilst running a very slow burn romance, a burn on canon
and burn on the world of 2018…all at the same time.

(It seemed like a good idea
when I started…)

I tag @s-q-u-e-e-m-i-s-h, @eilupt , @adigeon @alphacygni-8 and @agrippaspoleto

Tagged by @thebluemeany, thank you!

1. A deeply traumatized twink keeps sassing his future father-in-law while in prison and becomes friends with a cool murdery muncher, a sarcastic twerp and the weird uncle who gets you an axe/knife/sword for your birthday.

2. A deeply disastrous witch moves into town with his worm sister and a pet bear, immeadiately proceeds to chase the tail of a pretty disaster lizard, falling into a deep, melodramatic disaster love.

I tag @crisisoninfintefandoms, @vanillatumbleweedscoffee, @yammisama, @thornfield13713, @nooneknowiblogthis, @trans-julian and @edosianorchids901!

Tagged by @s-q-u-e-e-m-i-s-h

1. I started this to try to encourage fanart and here we are over a year later and it’s not done yet.

2. Self-indulgence x 2

3. I torture a character while claiming to love him dearly.

4. I miss my boyfriend and write out my feelings using the usual pairing.

5. I torture the same character from earlier, but in a different way.

I tag @ameerawritesstuff

Tagged by @nooneknowiblogthis

1. Young boi, old boi and old boi, young boi.

2. Huh, what do you know? Straights can be cute too, I guess.

3. Stockholm Syndrome? In my me? It’s more likely than you think!

4. Pen pals do the do.

5. Emotionally compromised spies.

6. Horny and depressed? BANG A LIZARD.

I tag @writertobridge

Tagged by @ameerawritesstuff.

1. Doctor haunted by ghost gets exorcised by lizard boyfriend.

2. Prince and half-dragon boyfriend come to non-magical world looking for help with fungal disease.

3. Eye implant goes wrong, makes hallucinating man believe he’s god.

I tag @morgynleri.

(I have entirely too many, but how about five of them?)

1. Witch adopts hero, annoys everyone.

2. Dead people get fresh start in new digs.

3. Romance, politics, philosophy, and religion.

4. How many time lines can I fit into one AU?

5. Accidental time travelers free progenitors from slavery, plan to burn the galaxy down.

Tagging whoever wants to do this.

lynati:

notavodkashot:

distressedherbalist:

luxroyalty:

kaelinaloveslomaris:

radioactivepeasant:

flamyangelwings:

alovelyocean:

atlinmerrick:

marlonbookcase:

christoph-einar:

nspamc:

perfecttimemachinestranger:

vaderssidechick:

pink-imperial-skink:

cystemic:

lumielles:

greyias:

storyknitter:

shimmersing:

kunoichi-ume:

purple-possibilities:

sariasprincy:

anoceaninthesun:

hundredyearspublishing:

The worse the explanation, the better.

Girl falls into dragon’s eyeball, invents blind dating. @

@sariasprincy @astroaves @kairi-chan @i-just-really-love-sakura @beyondthemoor @any one else who wants to play lol

@anoceaninthesun what??? Lmao

Party girl runs around New York City with too many guns.

Tagging @beyondthemoor @purple-possibilities @vesperlionheart @thefreckledone @littlebirdrobin

Sense of smell helps man find a lock which fits his key, as the lock slowly develops a tolerance to the drugs disgusting her as a door.

@raendown @kunoichi-ume @itslulu42 @mouseymightymarvellous

Emotionally stunted woman does not cope well.

@cinlat @shimmersing @cassandrasdreamworld

“Yeah, I don’t remember, either.”

@carterashofficial @storyknitter @imperialparagons

“Uh, so how do I deal with all these Feels™?”

@greyias @keldae @mjaydziarand

Least qualified man ever tries to help formerly-possessed-girl he has a crush on deal with galactic soul sucker’s return.

@should-i-say-it-like-a-spy, @lumielles, @inyri

New clueless dad finds out quickly that facial implants and babies don’t mix

@cystemic @alwayslietohidethetruth @captainderyn

Immigrant forced to go back where Area Teen thinks he came from with the help of magical space whales and plot armor.

@pink-imperial-skink @alexsrandomramblings @podracing-on-lothal

That same Area Teen tells those plot-armor wielding space whales to force Immigrant to actual home, almost killing him in the process, but at least he can see his Boyfriend again I guess?

Alternatively:

Cape-wearing VIP gets sidelined when his boss asks him out shortly after attempted assassination

@maketh-tua @perfecttimemachinestranger @mooseonthehalfshell

Welcome to Dathomir, home of rancors, pissed off witches, and all hell breaking loose.

@azalea-scroggs. @miscnapier @perfecttimemachinestranger @pink-imperial-skink (yeah I know you’re already in the game) @slx99 @thiccvader

Cleaning woman seduces geriatric insomniac in space.

@nspamc @reinventionsreimaginings @eustacefrog
(I know it says ‘writers’, but this ought to work for other creative endeavors as well 😉 )

1. Updating an Android boi to his newest form.

2. Blue queen gets her spotlight

3. Sexy time with blue queen and another with Android boi

@mistressminako @katherine1753 @christoph-einar

1. Three gingers and one brunette on a fun adventure in the desert.

2. Letters between a victorian witch and his hot Lord boyfriend

@marlonbookcase @ivnwrites @longstoryshortikilledhim @thesociallyanxioussociopath @kelleyxmarie @hawkebo @kleinergummiflummi

1. Local man finds husband in a snowstorm

2. Area man goes on fun road trip with terrifying husband

3. Teacher and publican celebrate anniversary

* Fierce ginger man-kitten with mech eyes encourages alien to mate with his willing one true love because that thing, to be fair, looks like a penis.

* A man who is not, in fact, a rabbit, seeks a normal life with his semi-famous sweetheart in either London, Dublin, or America or all three depending on where RyanAir flies.

* A consulting detective donates body fluids so a pretty ex-army doctor will touch him and hilarity does not ensue but sex probably does.

And wow, this was easier to do than I thought it would be and a ridiculous amount of fun. Thank you for posting, @marlonbookcase!

@heyktula, @pickingwinkles, @longstoryshortikilledhim, @glass-oceans

1) Teacher trolls Student

2) Son trolls estranged dad

3) Sister teaches brother a lesson in gratitude

4) Boy shouts at the voices in his head

5) Secret Agent Hero vs Teenage Drama

6) Secret Agent Hero who can change genders needs to save the world but she is in a box

I don’t think it’s so much bad descriptions, but lazy ones lol

@thefluffyvillain-fluffmaster @chinaderp @quintpolaris @bella-the-gal-with-2-many-names @roguedruid @amarelibertius @flamyangelwings

Smol Friend claims a child, screams at principal.

@rokstar321 @radioactivepeasant

1. Fairytale narrator is snarky. Repeatedly.

2. Fun and games with Sith lords and xenomorphs.

3. There is no proper explanation for this

@kaelinaloveslomaris @crazyfanatic97

Young man is forced to spend quality time with his estranged father and finds out that he’s maybe not actually so bad.

@slx99 @flaminganakin @threadsketchier

1. Child soldjer finds out older brother figure is his actual older brother

2. Stressed teen finds godparent is actual parent

3. Accidental marriage gains another member

4. Stressed teen now has actual Gods to deal with

1- Resident megalomaniac asshole ruins graduation, tries to conquer the world, graduates disagree.

2- The Sun says ‘fuck you’, changes the course of fate.

3- Archaelogist gets overly excited at the opportunity to prove her crazy theory is actually real.

@notavodkashot @sparklecryptid @kc-anathema @colubrina @theotherguysride

1. Two dumb highly competent idiots adopt the world’s cutest fucking ray of sunshine. Shenanigans ensue.

2. Stray mutt finds forever family in the process of ignoring major geopolitical changes around him.

3. God. Fucking. DAMMIT. (It’s Ardyn’s fault again.)

4. But why, the thrilling story of Prompto Argentum and the world’s massive grudge against his entire existence.

It’s all an excuse for threesomes.

Immortals repeatedly ruin the day of more than one organization’s leader.

(Alternately: Buried in plot bunnies, send help.)

carlynroth:

captacorn:

rikerssexblouse:

gracelockheart:

carlynroth:

captacorn:

rikerssexblouse:

radioactive-violet:

morenita326:

lodessa:

ghostcat3000:

Tagged by @theawkwardterrier. Thank you!

Post the last sentence you wrote and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

Everything was too close to the surface and one doesn’t point out the scene of the crime with a bloody knife in their hand.

Tagging: @cheshirecatstrut, @blithers, @widespindriftgaze, @letteredlettered, @absolutelyiris, @cupcakesandtv, @htbthomas, @returnsandreturns, @beyondthedreamline, @sophia-helix, @hannasus, @darling-in-my-fashion, @lodessa, @aspiringpolymath, @significantowl, @englishable, @firstaudrina, @wagamiller, @roane72, @kylo-wouldnt-like-those-chips, @mimilaroo, @jenndoesnotcare, @beezlebobble, @hariboo

His father does not idly promise; despite his misgivings, Spock is convinced of this.

@morenita326, @morewonders, @bea2me, @clonethemidwife, @leyenn, @liminal-zone, @joyful-voyager, @jaqofspades, @jhelenoftrek, @hayjbsg @ghostcat3000, @sophia-helix, @pixiedane, @talsi74656

She looks back at him just as they disolve in the golden particles that twirl and vanish.

@angrywarrior69 @ariella884 @carlynroth @coffee-in-that-nebula-oitnb @devoverest @dvandme @emmikamikatze @getoutofmyjaneway @gracelockheart @radioactive-violet @killermanatee @leisylaura @littleobsessions90 @mia-cooper @missyhissy3 @missmil @rawkfemme

Under the cut because I am who I am:

@rikerssexblouse @ussjellyfish @jhelenoftrek @epicwillalwaysbemyfavouriteword @jimmybobjames @reflectingiridescent @admiralkatcornwellfan @cool-veggiesword

Keep reading

Charanpal tasted of shitty Jovian liquor, but Cotyar didn’t care.

Tagging @ussjellyfish, @captacorn, @reflectingiridescent, @jhelenoftrek, @mia-cooper, @devoverest, @nenya-kanadka, @pixiedane, @radioactive-violet, @liz-squids

Things deteriorated from there.

@carlynroth @joyful-voyager @missyhissy3 @warp6

No pressure tagging as always. I just picked people I know have written some fic at some point!

“You tried to run from me, to betray me, but you can never truly escape what you are or the place where you belong.”

shiiiiiit that’s 24 tags. i really gotta write shorter sentences.

no pressure tagging:

@angrywarrior69 @angelicsharonraydor @ariella884 @breezybree @boldlygoingintobooty @cheile @coffee-in-that-nebula @emmikamikatze @elizabeth-janeway1158 @geohorse @kjaneway314 @klugtiger @katesfire82 @littleobsessions90 @marcygoomen @missmil @mollybecameanengineer @morenita326 @morgynleri @purpledog47 @rawkfemme @supernovacoffee @talsi74656 @weary-hearted-queen

”You want to survive? You got to think like them. The ones who want you dead. It’s the only way. Kill or be killed Captain. It’s your choice.”

@angrywarrior69 @coffee-in-that-nebula @carlynroth @joyful-voyager @jhelenoftrek @klugtiger @weary-hearted-queen @pixiedane @purpledog47 @ariella884 @cheile @cherrypie23uk @rawkfemme @ralkana @mia-cooper @killermanatee

@theonlyquietbeagle @arcadia1995 @breezybree @caladeniablue @captkatebae @rikerssexblouse @emmikamikatze @galinaredreznikov @dvandme

This has been in my drafts for a while but I came back across it and have written something recently, so here we go!

“Hi, Owen. It’s good to see you.”

@ussjellyfish, @jhelenoftrek, @captacorn, @mia-cooper, @reflectingiridescent, @radioactive-violet, @devoverest

Hey, I have something this go around:

“I just wanted to be sure of you.”

Which, to be totally honest, I didn’t really write because it’s a character quoting Winnie the Pooh, but, I mean, I CHOSE to put it in my story, so that counts, right?

No pressure tagging as always! @writertobridge @carlynroth @caladeniablue @rawkfemme @warp6 @pixiedane @alphaflyer @missyhissy3

Okay, so I was tagged in this post by @gracelockheart @arcadia1995 and @captacorn maybe two (three?) weeks back, but didn’t have anything new written except for graduate social work papers. But now, I am 80% done with the next chapter in Looking For Eden, and it’s a doozy. So, in gratitude for everyone’s patience, here are the last several sentences I wrote just this morning:

From somewhere else, I felt a warm, bony hand grasp my own. Then, a larger hand squeezed my shoulder and shook me gently.

“Talia.”

My eyes snapped open, bringing the wardroom sharply into focus. B’Elanna was holding tightly to my hand, while Julian was shaking me out of my stupor and calling my name. I looked from one to the other, their worried eyes seeking to understand what was happening to me. I couldn’t explain it myself, but I knew what needed to be done. “I have to seek the Prophets.”

Across the room, I heard Iliana scoff. “Oh, for fuck’s sake.”

“The Prophets haven’t spoken to anyone since the Emissary left us,” Ro said. “What makes you think they’ll listen to you now?”

“Talia,” Kira said, her voice shockingly gentle, “what did you see?”

I looked into Kira’s faithful brown eyes. “It’s not linear.”

That was all she needed to know.

No pressure tagging: @jhelenoftrek @warp6 @devoverest @morgynleri @angrywarrior69 @rikerssexblouse @pixiedane

Sod it, the whole last paragraph of a project that I don’t think I’ve actually posted (the words, that is):

Lucrezia smiles a little, her expression uncertain. “You are welcome to remain as long as you require, Your Eminence. I am certain my husband will have no objection to your company.”

Anyone who wants to play, feel free to consider youself tagged. I’m mostly out of spoons. 🙂

carlynroth:

captacorn:

rikerssexblouse:

radioactive-violet:

morenita326:

lodessa:

ghostcat3000:

Tagged by @theawkwardterrier. Thank you!

Post the last sentence you wrote and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

Everything was too close to the surface and one doesn’t point out the scene of the crime with a bloody knife in their hand.

Tagging: @cheshirecatstrut, @blithers, @widespindriftgaze, @letteredlettered, @absolutelyiris, @cupcakesandtv, @htbthomas, @returnsandreturns, @beyondthedreamline, @sophia-helix, @hannasus, @darling-in-my-fashion, @lodessa, @aspiringpolymath, @significantowl, @englishable, @firstaudrina, @wagamiller, @roane72, @kylo-wouldnt-like-those-chips, @mimilaroo, @jenndoesnotcare, @beezlebobble, @hariboo

His father does not idly promise; despite his misgivings, Spock is convinced of this.

@morenita326, @morewonders, @bea2me, @clonethemidwife, @leyenn, @liminal-zone, @joyful-voyager, @jaqofspades, @jhelenoftrek, @hayjbsg @ghostcat3000, @sophia-helix, @pixiedane, @talsi74656

She looks back at him just as they disolve in the golden particles that twirl and vanish.

@angrywarrior69 @ariella884 @carlynroth @coffee-in-that-nebula-oitnb @devoverest @dvandme @emmikamikatze @getoutofmyjaneway @gracelockheart @radioactive-violet @killermanatee @leisylaura @littleobsessions90 @mia-cooper @missyhissy3 @missmil @rawkfemme

Under the cut because I am who I am:

@rikerssexblouse @ussjellyfish @jhelenoftrek @epicwillalwaysbemyfavouriteword @jimmybobjames @reflectingiridescent @admiralkatcornwellfan @cool-veggiesword

Keep reading

Charanpal tasted of shitty Jovian liquor, but Cotyar didn’t care.

Tagging @ussjellyfish, @captacorn, @reflectingiridescent, @jhelenoftrek, @mia-cooper, @devoverest, @nenya-kanadka, @pixiedane, @radioactive-violet, @liz-squids

Things deteriorated from there.

@carlynroth @joyful-voyager @missyhissy3 @warp6

No pressure tagging as always. I just picked people I know have written some fic at some point!

“You tried to run from me, to betray me, but you can never truly escape what you are or the place where you belong.”

shiiiiiit that’s 24 tags. i really gotta write shorter sentences.

no pressure tagging:

@angrywarrior69 @angelicsharonraydor @ariella884 @breezybree @boldlygoingintobooty @cheile @coffee-in-that-nebula @emmikamikatze @elizabeth-janeway1158 @geohorse @kjaneway314 @klugtiger @katesfire82 @littleobsessions90 @marcygoomen @missmil @mollybecameanengineer @morenita326 @morgynleri @purpledog47 @rawkfemme @supernovacoffee @talsi74656 @weary-hearted-queen

She will be glad when he leaves after the holidays.

@poplitealqueen @lacefedora @norcumi @dogmatix @fialleril @lferion @judayre @rainewynd @thebibliosphere @lynati

If you want to play, go for it, even if I haven’t tagged you! (And if you’d rather not play and I have tagged you, no worries.)

Trope Mash-up: Dean Winchester/Michaletto; Forgotten First Meeting & Scars

theotherguysride:

See. There’s time travel fuckery here too which is FUN AS SHIT.

How I’d handle this: Dean is thrown back in time HARD. He lands in Italy, fucks some shit up, gets his artifact/monster, then is brought back forward in Time.

He does not expect this guy to show up a few months later as an Immortal with his tagalong Royalty. The only reason they recognize each other? Would be the fact that Michaletto stabbed Dean once and the scar is still healing over.

“I put that there.” he points at the gash on Deans arm. “Good fight. Did not expect to see you again. Time travel?”

*cackles delightedly* YES! Oh, this would be PERFECT! 😀 😀 😀

Fanfiction Trope MASH-UP

theotherguysride:

meridelclarke:

Rules: Send me two (2) tropes from this list + a ship and I’ll describe how I’d combine them in the same story.

Historical AU

Royal AU

Modern AU

Coffee Shop AU

Bar/Restaurant
AU

Bookshop AU

Florist AU

Hospital AU

Dance
AU

Airport/Travel AU

Neighbour AU

Roommate AU

Detective AU

Bodyguard AU

Criminal
AU

Prison AU

War AU

Circus AU

Summer Camp AU

Teacher AU

Dystopian AU

Space AU

Performer
AU

Soulmate AU

Fairy Tale AU

Massage Fic

Sick/Injured Fic

Proposal Fic

Wedding Fic

Holiday Fic

Birthday Fic

Pregnancy Fic

Baby Fic

Vacation Fic

Bathtub Fic

Text/Letter Fic

Coming Out Fic

Grief
Fic

Survival/Wilderness Fic

Almost Kiss

First Kiss

The Big Damn Kiss

Dance
of Romance

Flowers of Romance

Chocolate
of Romance

Blind Date

Not a Date

Fake Dating

Fake Married

Arranged Marriage

Accidentally Married

Marriage of Convenience

Mutual
Pining

Secret Relationship

Established
Relationship

Awful First Meeting

Forgotten First Meeting

Accidental Eavesdropping

Interrupted Declaration of Love

Poorly Timed
Confession

Love Confession

Love Confessor (Character A confessing their love
for Character B to Character C)

Everybody
Knows/Mistaken for Couple

Star Crossed Lovers

It’s Not You, It’s Me

It’s Not You, It’s My
Enemies

Character in Peril

Heroic Sacrifice

Flirting Under Fire

Locked in a Room

Twenty-Four
Hours to Live

Stranded on A Desert
Island

Stranded Due to Inclement Weather

Huddling for Warmth

Bed Sharing

Did They or Didn’t They?

In Vino Veritas

Above the Influence

Anger Born of Worry

Green-Eyed Epiphany

The Missus and the Ex

Second Love

Intimate Artistry

Married to the Job

Innocent Physical Contact

I Didn’t Mean to Turn
You On

Aroused By Her Voice

Erotic
Dreams

First Time

Unexpected Virgin

PWP

Kink

Makeovers

Hair Brushing/Braiding

Sleep
Intimacy

Scars

Time Travel

Curses

Magical Accidents

Accidentally Saving
the Day

COME AT ME.

I’ll play! (Just please, do not send me any with PWP, ‘cause right now, very much nope.)

Crossovers welcome, fandoms in tags.