
Tag: thor: mcu
made-up fic title meme: if you don’t mind something surreal/ludicrous, “Rubber Duck War Dance,” please (and if that’s not your speed, that is cool too!)
*blinks and grins*
MCU, de-aging fic. The sole remaining (semi-)responsible adults are Clint Barton and Thor. Everyone else is some age of self-mobile pre-school child. Bath time involves lots of water toys, everyone and the bathroom absolutely soaked, at least one toddler escaping being toweled dry and dressed for bed, and Tony and Natasha marching around with rubber ducks, singing something that makes no sense to Clint and only makes sense to Thor because Allspeak.
There are pictures. And video.
When they’re returned to their proper ages, everyone remembers what happened. The Rubber Duck War Dance (and song) become an Avengers & company inside joke.
For this meme. Please, send me more!
MCU/Mythology: Lies, Misdirection, and Terrible Truth
So I’ve mentioned this a few times recently, mostly in the context of somewhat odd, and slightly surreal stuff. Also in the context of dissociation, because I spent most of the month writing this not entirely certain the rest of the world was real.
But this was written in November 2012, so after the Avengers, and before any of the movies that come after it, so the canon for it ends with the Avengers.
Characters: Loki (MCU), The Morrígan (Irish Mythology), Anat (Canaanite Mythology), Phil Coulson, Nick Fury, Tony Stark, Mot (Canaanite Mythology), Thanos (MCU), Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Hel (Norse Mythology), Fenrir (Norse Mythology), El (Canaanite Mythology), Natasha Romanov; (Background: Bruce Banner, Thor (MCU))
Word Count: 18,565
Fanmix: Lies, Misdirection, and Terrible Truth (link is for a zip file with the songs)

Story list under the cut.
Stories:
Sanctuary is Washed in Ice, Blood, and Truth
Those who know him would think he’d seek the company of others of like mind to himself. Tricksters, liars, those who have their own agenda. They have not met his allies, found when he slipped between realms and walked the ways he found there.
“Beauty is a lie.” Anat’s eyes dance with amusement. “A conceit, a deceit. As much as any lie you’ve ever told, my trickster friend.”
“And who are you, that commands the loyalty of the chosers of the slain?”
“I am the Morrigan, young one. I am the choser of the slain. The battle-queen, whose subjects are phantoms.”
The Comfort of a Harsh Beginning
Life holds its own magic, even the simplest of things, and he wonders that anyone might think he would forget that lesson, taught so early.
Only Crows and Reflected Sunlight
Loki is quiet for a long moment, before looking between them a moment. “He will not like that I have any sort of peace, anymore than he listened to me before.”
“Fathers do not listen to children they cannot admit have grown beyond what they wanted them to be.” Anat shrugs, her gaze fixed on the fire.
Those Who Work in the Shadows of Glory
“You shouldn’t have been able to get in here.” That’s a voice he’s not expecting, and Loki turns slowly on his heel to meet the gaze of the man that he’d injured badly on their last meeting. Coulson is alone, dressed as he had been before, looking as if nothing had happened.
Someone Not My Enemy, But Nor Yet My Friend
“Give me one good reason I shouldn’t let Barton put an arrow through your ass right now.”
What Those We Watch, But Do Not Speak With
“They believed all too much of it.” Loki sighs once more, leaning against the counter. “Which of them have you been watching?”
The first sign that he was going to have the mother of all headaches was when Coulson mentioned Loki had been at the keep-the-press-happy gala with the Avengers, in company of two women that Coulson wouldn’t identify.
Answers That Are Not Yet Known
“Is there a reason our friendly neighborhood psychotic Norse God is hanging out with a Middle Eastern goddess of beauty and war?” It’s a rhetorical question thrown out because Tony is bored in a meeting, and it makes Fury glare at him, Thor look thoughtful, and the rest of the Avengers mostly to look pained.
Whispers That Dance On the Storm
All of this, he allows. All of this, he wants. Let them grow stronger, let them adapt and change and prepare. He will have a small army to meet Thanos’, will bring the one who thought he could control Loki to his knees and scatter him to the wind. Even if that army does not fight for him, but for their world. Even if they wish him as dead as does Thanos.
She will not acknowledge the possibility of defeat, or she has already lost. And Anat does not lose to anyone.
You are not dead yet. I won’t allow it.
He’s trying to pretend he didn’t hear those words, right as he’d thought he was about to fall out of the sky. He knew the voice, he just didn’t think she could talk to him right now, since she didn’t have a com, and he hadn’t heard anyone else over the chaos of battle.
Phantom In a World of Phantoms
He isn’t a hero, to go into battle the way the Avengers do, and he’s never – quite – wanted to be. His place, his domain, is as much the shadows as anything else. It’s watching and making sure that the right resources are brought to bear on a problem, that the right information makes it into the right hands. Fury thinks of himself as the man who pulls all the strings, and Coulson is content with that.
She stands motionless, her crows dancing restlessly in the still air, all watching each other. Trickster, Shaper, Thunder, Widow, Hawk, Protector, Rage, Winnower and Queen. The condemned circled and waiting for sentence. All waiting in the stillness for something.
When they’d first landed in the quinjet, Clint had thought the quiver of arrows on his back should be enough. After all, they only had to deal with Loki and two of his freaky friends – pretty, but seriously freaky, especially the one who’s still wet-dream material, despite the armor and the spear that he swears is taller than Steve. He had a couple extra quivers, just in case. He hadn’t forgotten Manhattan, and the Chitauri.
And For This Was I Trained a Prince
“Bind him over.” He looks away from Thanos, over to the heroes who are looking confused, except for Thor. He ignores his brother, and meets Barton’s eyes. A fitting symmetry. “Bind him over to Agent Barton, and let his life be forfeit to what justice he sees fit.”
In Understanding, Find the Words That Make the Myth
The battle is over, they’ve won. Loki’s escaped again, vanishing with his friends, leaving them with a different alien war criminal, a freaked-out Clint, and a wreck of a battlefield to clean up. At least it’s not Manhattan, and he doesn’t have to repair his tower again.
A shift in the air announces the guests he’s been expecting for a while now, and he waves a hand at the empty spaces without turning to look at them. “I give you my word I will not harm you, Agent Barton. Nor Agent Coulson.”
“I mean, why team up with him? He’s not exactly the poster-boy for sanity, and the guy’s tried to take over the world once.”
“Did he?” Anat’s expression doesn’t change, but her voice has the sort of gentle patience Tony associates with someone talking to a small child, or someone who’s really not getting it. At least, when the person talking is someone a lot more patient than he is.
Those I Would Call Your Friends
“Do you wish to ask some questions of me, Agent Barton?”
“Why not just ask for help?” It’s probably a question he’s not going to get an honest answer to, but it’s the one he’s most curious about the answer to. “You’ve got friends; hell, I bet even Thor would have helped you if you asked.”
The Woman and the Crow Are the Same
Then again, he’s expecting a bird to talk to him, so maybe the whole thing is a bit crazy and getting to him. Not maybe. It is crazy, and really, he’s going to have a headache when this is over that requires something more than asprin and a few good explosions.
The Answer to Which the Question Is Not Yet Known
Chuckling again, Anat stands, going over to Tony to rest a hand against his cheek. “Yet, he is all of those things to me, at one point or another, and I have done such. As you are supplicant now, seeking answers that you do not yet have the questions to ask for. Perhaps when you do, I shall allow the offer and the acceptance.”
Not his memories, though, so he can’t let himself believe they are memories. Or he lets himself start to believe Loki has a greater hold on him than just whatever brain-washing happened with the Tesseract.
Feel Not the Sting of Unwelcome
Here, she would be safe. Here, she would not worry for the distrust and the disdain of the Aesir court. Here, she would be loved, and called daughter, and above all, kept safe. Yet he cannot bring himself to step away, his fingers still stroking back hair as black as his own from a jotunn-blue face.
Knowledge Is Strength Cloaked In Shadows
He has merely reported that Loki had taken the chance to provide his own version of events, and that Barton wasn’t comfortable with the mission, but did not cause any trouble. Does not tell them that Barton is dreaming, that he doubts anyone else could have navigated the maze without a map, that Loki’s daughter had spoken of a shift.
“The tales mortals have told of my brothers?” He can see her shrug her shoulders out of the corner of his eye. “Sleipnir, Jörmungandr, Fenrir, Nari and Vali? Something of it, yes.”
Each Memory a Thread of Tapestry
“It’s the same dream, over and over again.”
How to explain to one who is still more his enemy than anything else – and who he would not wish to have as more than an adversary, as the rest of those who live here ought to be – that he had found himself wanting to keep even one who could not best him in a fair fight, much less his favored sort of uneven battle, around?
So All Passed Into Myth, and the Gods Walk Among Us
For the world knows the gods are real, no better or worse than the rest of humanity, save they live beyond the span of mortal years. Their names are whispered in secret prayers, shouted to the skies, thought in silence between the moments.
gods falling in love with humans is a common fiction trope, probably because Greek myth had such an impact on Western culture, but imagine a god answering little prayers from some kid like “i hope there’s something to eat tonight” or “make my guardian happy so they don’t hurt me” and they just. keep. coming and eventually this god realizes that the little things aren’t actually fixing the big problem, and even if they smite this guardian (which they’re really tempted to do at this point) that’s leaving this kid to fend for themselves and then what?? and so eventually they just manifest, to the kid’s surprise, and are like ‘hi i’m your parent now’
except they’re a god, and based on a lot of pantheons’ track records they probably haven’t observed much good parenting, so they’re just like ??? and fumbling their way through it, hijinks probably ensue, and as they start to get their footing they realize ‘oh hey there are LOTS of kids in shitty situations, and I *am* a god, I can be in loads of places at once, that’s how the others keep having 12 kids after all…’
and basically they end up as the divine version of batman while the rest of the pantheon wonders why they can’t just have a bunch of demigods like normal people
there may be a story like this already, but I enjoyed thinking of this one
This sounds like a thing both Thor and Loki might do.
@morgynleri: Mo and Nevada?
And whoever else Loki decides to adopt, whether or not they’re his children by blood. 🙂
(Thor is content to spoil his niblings, and sometimes be responsible, but ultimately, he worries too much about potentially leaving them on their own to adopt any of his own. At least for a while.)
