I told you about how we need someone to write us some ‘Jack O’Neill becomes the new head of the Avengers after Fury’ fic right? cause we neeeeeed it.

norcumi:

tygermama:

norcumi:

HAH! Oh that is TERRIFYING and amusing as all get out. šŸ˜€

Not it, but I am happy to spread the notion out there!

I typed this all out somewhere before but I can’t remember where but can you imagine the Avengers trying to read Jack in? with Sam, Teal’c and Daniel there for shits and giggles?

Cap: well, I died and came back to life

Daniel looks up at the ceiling

Tony: I am incredibly smart and could probably blow up the Sun

Sam blushes

Thor: I’m actually not a god, I’m an alien

Teal’c suddenly develops an intense cough

Tony: why do I get the feeling you’re not too impressed with all this?

Jack: yeah, well, you see, it’s like this…

HAAAH! ::APPLAUDS::

*blinks* Fuck you both, I already had enough plot bunnies. *adds to things that sound like a lot of fun to play with*

Fanfiction Trope MASH-UP

theotherguysride:

meridelclarke:

Rules: Send me two (2) tropes from this list + a ship and I’ll describe how I’d combine them in the same story.Ā 

  1. Historical AUĀ 
  2. Royal AUĀ 
  3. Modern AUĀ 
  4. Coffee Shop AUĀ 
  5. Bar/Restaurant
    AUĀ 
  6. Bookshop AUĀ 
  7. Florist AU Ā 
  8. Hospital AUĀ 
  9. Dance
    AUĀ 
  10. Airport/Travel AUĀ 
  11. Neighbour AUĀ 
  12. Roommate AUĀ 
  13. Detective AUĀ 
  14. Bodyguard AUĀ 
  15. Criminal
    AUĀ 
  16. Prison AUĀ 
  17. War AUĀ 
  18. Circus AUĀ 
  19. Summer Camp AUĀ 
  20. Teacher AUĀ 
  21. Dystopian AUĀ 
  22. Space AUĀ 
  23. Performer
    AUĀ 
  24. Soulmate AUĀ 
  25. Fairy Tale AUĀ 
  26. Massage Fic Ā 
  27. Sick/Injured FicĀ 
  28. Proposal Fic Ā 
  29. Wedding Fic Ā 
  30. Holiday Fic Ā 
  31. Birthday FicĀ 
  32. Pregnancy Fic Ā 
  33. Baby FicĀ 
  34. Vacation Fic Ā 
  35. Bathtub FicĀ 
  36. Text/Letter FicĀ 
  37. Coming Out Fic Ā Ā 
  38. Grief
    Fic Ā 
  39. Survival/Wilderness Fic Ā 
  40. Almost KissĀ 
  41. First KissĀ 
  42. The Big Damn KissĀ 
  43. Dance
    of Romance Ā 
  44. Flowers of RomanceĀ 
  45. Chocolate
    of Romance Ā 
  46. Blind Date Ā 
  47. Not a Date Ā 
  48. Fake DatingĀ 
  49. Fake MarriedĀ 
  50. Arranged Marriage Ā 
  51. Accidentally MarriedĀ 
  52. Marriage of ConvenienceĀ 
  53. Mutual
    PiningĀ 
  54. Secret Relationship Ā 
  55. Established
    RelationshipĀ 
  56. Awful First MeetingĀ 
  57. Forgotten First Meeting Ā 
  58. Accidental Eavesdropping Ā 
  59. Interrupted Declaration of LoveĀ 
  60. Poorly Timed
    ConfessionĀ 
  61. Love ConfessionĀ 
  62. Love Confessor (Character A confessing their love
    for Character B to Character C) Ā 
  63. Everybody
    Knows/Mistaken for CoupleĀ 
  64. Star Crossed Lovers Ā 
  65. It’s Not You, It’s MeĀ 
  66. It’s Not You, It’s My
    Enemies Ā 
  67. Character in PerilĀ 
  68. Heroic SacrificeĀ 
  69. Flirting Under FireĀ 
  70. Locked in a RoomĀ 
  71. Twenty-Four
    Hours to Live Ā 
  72. Stranded on A Desert
    IslandĀ 
  73. Stranded Due to Inclement WeatherĀ 
  74. Huddling for WarmthĀ 
  75. Bed Sharing Ā 
  76. Did They or Didn’t They?Ā 
  77. In Vino Veritas Ā 
  78. Above the Influence Ā 
  79. Anger Born of Worry Ā 
  80. Green-Eyed Epiphany Ā 
  81. The Missus and the ExĀ 
  82. Second Love Ā 
  83. Intimate Artistry Ā 
  84. Married to the Job Ā 
  85. Innocent Physical ContactĀ 
  86. I Didn’t Mean to Turn
    You OnĀ 
  87. Aroused By Her Voice Ā 
  88. Erotic
    DreamsĀ 
  89. First TimeĀ 
  90. Unexpected VirginĀ 
  91. PWPĀ 
  92. KinkĀ 
  93. MakeoversĀ 
  94. Hair Brushing/BraidingĀ 
  95. Sleep
    IntimacyĀ 
  96. Scars Ā 
  97. Time Travel Ā 
  98. CursesĀ 
  99. Magical AccidentsĀ 
  100. Accidentally Saving
    the Day Ā Ā 

COME AT ME.

I’ll play! (Just please, do not send me any with PWP,Ā ā€˜cause right now, very much nope.)

Crossovers welcome, fandoms in tags.

tygermama:

lireavue:

ardatli:

ardatli:

minister-of-silly-walks replied to your post

So then, what is your opinion on the Actor for Elliot saying that Elliot used to be apart of a Star Gate team from the Stargate: SG1 series?

I love it. LOVE IT. It fixes literally the only flaw that I actually cared about in the show.Ā 

The thing that made my eye twitch a little bit in the first couple of seasons of Leverage was the hacking – theĀ ā€˜I know he’s a Super Genius, but the hardware for what he’s doing with that flip phone literally cannot do what they’re doing’.Ā 

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But if it’s in the Stargate universe, then of course Ā some of that advanced tech has slipped unnoticed into the private sector. Boom! Suspension of disbelief now fully back in play.Ā 

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(SG:1 was my main obsession for years – including a decade of playing in and running a Stargate online game (OCs). It was before I’d gotten back into any kind of online fandom, mind you, so I didn’t do fic, but nevertheless! My screen-correct gate team jacket – the style Daniel’s wearing in the top gif – is still my favourite piece of cosplay ever.)Ā 

It also means that Hardison, knowingly or unknowingly, has forced Eliot to sit through episodes of Wormhole X-Treme.Ā 

And that is everything to me.Ā 

Both. So very both. So Hardison absolutely did it accidentally to complain about the special effects/plot implausibility at some point. And then after the Gone Fishin’ Job and probably after the trio gets together, he FINALLY figures it out.

Probably tries hacking the Mountain, too, now that I think about it. Given Hardison I’m not even placing odds either way.

Anyway picture it: it’s been a year or two since Alec last inflicted Wormhole X-Treme on Eliot, who thought he was safe from That Goddamn Show. And then one TV night becomes one marathon session of That Goddamn Show and literally the only saving grace for his nerves is that Alec’s poker face is not, and his shit-eating grin keeps sneaking out.

Usually, Eliot thinks, when he’s picturing Eliot doing the shit on the show.

I’m now convinced Sam Carter called up Eliot more than once and said ā€œSpencer, could you please convince your boyfriend to stop trying to hack us? If he keeps this up it’s either we recruit him or jail and I don’t want to deal with your girlfriend and Vala getting into shit. Teal’c says hi, by the way.ā€

norcumi:

aniseandspearmint:

norcumi:

norcumi:

shellygurumi:

When the show Stargate SG1 ended, the Stargate was dismantled and thrown away in a dumpster on the lot. John Rogers, creator/writer/director/producer of Leverage, was shocked and dismayed to discover its final resting place. Not one to let such travesties pass, he rescued the Stargate pieces from the dumpster and kept them. Later, in an episode of Leverage, the season 4 finale, The Last Dam Job, he made use of the pieces, by sticking them up on several walls as pieces of art in a vault of someone’s prized possessions.

The Stargate lives on and is well loved.

Someone please stop me from trying to fold Eliot into Star somehow. @dogmatix doesn’t have internet and she’s like that last 10% of my self control that keeps me from making REALLY dumb writing attempts.

(the rest of the time she’s cackling and egging me on. Though to be fair it’s not like I do any differently)

Spoilers, maybe, but:

@aniseandspearmint

^_^ Fuel for the fire?

@norcumi *tosses more wood on the fire*

I was thinking…. I can’t find the actual quote for the life of me, but doesn’t Eliot basically state that America abandoned him in some hell prison and that’s why he left the military?Ā 

So, what’s to say that hell prison was on Earth? He either escaped, got back to the gate and then left the program (I’m thinking he was the only member of his team that made it out), or he didn’t have his teams GDO so he had to hop gates until he could get to an allied world, THEN he left the program.

A point of recontact with the program could be him spotting the above in that vault there and having Parker snatch what are obviously gate address panels and fedexing them to the mountain.

On the subject of his team… Sophie knows about the gate. She never left Earth, but she totally snuck her way into the mountain as, like, one of the psychologists assigned to the gate teams? IDK, that seems like the best place for her to have gotten in, since I don’t think she could have kept up a scientific or anthro/archeo role for more than a few days without having her cover blown…

I’m sure Hardison has found a fewĀ ā€˜interesting’ files over the years, but even he hasn’t tried to mess with the terrifying levels of encryption on

Cheyenne

Mountain. So he knows the gov is Up To Something there, but isn’t quite willing to risk being shoved in a windowless box for the rest of his life to find out what. Yet.

Parker totally knows about the gate and aliens. No one knows how, or when she found out, but she knows. (Parker is possibly the only survivor of a ship that crashed somewhere in the Midwest. She was found at an assumed age of four-ish and shuffled into the foster care system when no family could be located.)

Nate… Well, he knows kind of obliquely that there is something odd going on in Colorado, but not the same way the others do. Archaeologists and anthropologists often have contact with things of great rarity and value, things that require insuring. He knew people, and when several of them took jobs in Colorado Springs out of the blue and pretty much fell off the academic map, he noticed. He doesn’t know why they did, not yet, but he made a mental note.

On the subject of Star though… Omg, Clones would ADORE Eliot. Eliot is like the most Mandalorian person on Earth. I dearly want to see the Leverage team meeting Clones now… 

This is all AWESOME and I really hope someone runs with the plunnie because daaaaaamn, this sounds fascinating.

As for Star, I might admit to occasionally flirting with the notion of a side crossover for shits and giggles. No serious clone presence yet, though. ^_^;;

rob-anybody:

Dear Leverage and Stargate fans,

Remember that awesome post where we all saw the Stargate plates up on the walls behind Victor Dubenich? And how excited we all were that the crew of Leverage were such massive Stargate geeks?

I was listening to the commentary for The Last Dam Job yesterday, and apparently, during the team break,Ā John Rogers et al were actually going to have Eliot in the uniform going through the gate saying, ā€œOkay, just one last time,ā€ and the only reason this didn’t happen was because the Stargate set got dismantled.Ā 

So, this means that in Rogers et al’s headcanon:

a) Stargate and Leverage take place in the same universe, and

b) Eliot has been through the gate before! Eliot has seen many things that not even Hardison has seen! Eliot is probably friendly with Teal’c, and has definitely said ā€œDammit, Jackson!ā€ more than once!

This is my new happy geek place.

Photos of all the fandom braids I have currently in stock. The braid is suitable for a lot of things, and those gaps where braids are missing are in the process of being filled.

Feel free to ping me about it; how to do it, what I have, and what it costs (I’ll do these on commission, this weight or heavier, up to 14 yds cut/9.33-10.5 yds braided).