A tradition

wakor-rising:

sonatagreen:

In peacetime, the ruler grows their hair long. In war, they cut it short.

A ruler with long hair is held in great esteem, for defending the peace.

The traditional declaration of war is for the ruler to send their cut-off hair to the enemy ruler. The statement carries greater weight the longer the hair: to receive long hair says that you have angered one who is slow to anger, that you have incurred a wrath not easily woken.

Violent war-mongering leader frantically and aggressively tries to shave just a LITTLE hair off the top of their head into an envelope.

A faraway king receives a heavy wooden crate filled with a coil of the longest hair he has ever seen.

A despised ruler finds hundreds of pounds of cut-off ponytails at her castle entrance, each one belonging to her own people. 

A young emperor refuses to cut their hair and insists on trying to make peace with invaders. The enemy leader steps forward, draws their blade, and cuts the emperor’s hair themselves.

Hellen cuts her hair off and throws it in Cathy’s face at her son’s soccer scrimmage. 

Re: jelly babies, is agar agar not an option? Carrageenan?

thebibliosphere:

I have no idea about agar agar, but carrageenan causes histamine induced inflammation for me. It all feels fine and dandy and then a half hour later my joints feel like broken glass and my stomach tries to escape my body via my esophagus.

It’s used as a stabilizer in a lot of gluten free type candies and I think is used in a lot of vegan store bought ready made products too as a thickening agent. It’s actually one of the worse things you can feed to someone with a compromised gut as it causes the H1 and H2 receptors in the body to go haywire causing all sorts of fun symptoms, and should be avoided by anyone with an inflammatory disease, especially in those of us extra sensitive to histamines. So it’s super helpful of them to add it into some liquid/gel forms of anti-histamines tablets too…

As a fun aside, it’s also an ingredient in a lot of lubricants…and if you’re wondering if it has an inflammatory response when used externally as well, I’d like to say I feel comfortable saying yes but the truth is it was very uncomfortable. Extremely uncomfortable.

The more you know and are forced to find out when your body tries to eat itself 😀

varika:

crysiana:

elodieunderglass:

flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy:

elodieunderglass:

flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy:

I have had this on my mind for days, someone please help:

Why are dogs dogs?

I mean, how do we see a pug and then a husky and understand that both are dogs? I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen a picture of a breed of dog I hadn’t seen before and wondered what animal it was.

Do you want the Big Answer or the Small Answers cos I have a feeling this is about to get Intense

Oooh okay are YOU gonna answer this, hang on I need to get some snacks and make sure the phone is off.

The short answer is “because they’re statistically unlikely to be anything else.”

The long question is “given the extreme diversity of morphology in dogs, with many subsets of ‘dogs’ bearing no visual resemblance to each other, how am I able to intuit that they belong to the ‘dog’ set just by looking?”

The reason that this is a Good Big Question is because we are broadly used to categorising Things as related based on resemblances. Then everyone realized about genes and evolution and so on, and so now we have Fun Facts like “elephants are ACTUALLY closely related to rock hyraxes!! Even though they look nothing alike!!”

These Fun Facts are appealing because they’re not intuitive.
So why is dog-sorting intuitive?

Well, because if you eliminate all the other possibilities, most dogs are dogs.

To process Things – whether animals, words, situations or experiences – our brains categorise the most important things about them, and then compare these to our memory banks. If we’ve experienced the same thing before – whether first-hand or through a story – then we know what’s happening, and we proceed accordingly.

If the New Thing is completely New, then the brain pings up a bunch of question marks, shunts into a different track, counts up all the Similar Traits, and assigns it a provisional category based on its similarity to other Things. We then experience the Thing, exploring it further, and gaining new knowledge. Our brain then categorises the New Thing based on the knowledge and traits. That is how humans experience the universe. We do our best, and we generally do it well.

This is the basis of stereotyping. It underlies some of our worst behaviours (racism), some of our most challenging problems (trauma), helps us survive (stories) and sharing the ability with things that don’t have it leads to some of our most whimsical creations (artificial intelligence.)

In fact, one reason that humans are so wonderfully successful is that we can effectively gain knowledge from experiences without having experienced them personally! You don’t have to eat all the berries to find the poisonous ones. You can just remember stories and descriptions of berries, and compare those to the ones you’ve just discovered. You can benefit from memories that aren’t your own!

On the other hand, if you had a terribly traumatic experience involving, say, an eagle, then your brain will try to protect you in every way possible from a similar experience. If you collect too many traumatic experiences with eagles, then your brain will not enjoy eagle-shaped New Things. In fact, if New Things match up to too many eagle-like categories, such as

* pointy
* Specific!! Squawking noise!!
* The hot Glare of the Yellow Eye
* Patriotism?!?
* CLAWS VERY BAD VERY BAD

Then the brain may shunt the train of thought back into trauma, and the person will actually experience the New Thing as trauma. Even if the New Thing was something apparently unrelated, like being generally pointy, or having a hot glare. (This is an overly simplistic explanation of how triggers work, but it’s the one most accessible to people.)

So the answer rests in how we categorise dogs, and what “dog” means to humans. Human brains associate dogs with universal categories, such as

* four legs
* Meat Eater
* Soft friend
* Doggo-ness????
* Walkies
* An Snout,
* BORK BORK

Anything we have previously experienced and learned as A Dog gets added to the memory bank. Sometimes it brings new categories along with it. So a lifetime’s experience results in excellent dog-intuition.

And anything we experience with, say, a 90% match is officially a Dog.

Brains are super-good at eliminating things, too. So while the concept of physical doggo-ness is pretty nebulous, and has to include greyhounds and Pekingese and mastiffs, we know that even if an animal LOOKS like a bear, if the other categories don’t match up in context (bears are not usually soft friends, they don’t Bork Bork, they don’t have long tails to wag) then it is statistically more likely to be a Doggo. If it occupies a dog-shaped space then it is usually a dog.

So if you see someone dragging a fluffy whatnot along on a string, you will go,

* Mop?? (Unlikely – seems to be self-propelled.)
* Alien? (Unlikely – no real alien ever experienced.)
* Threat? (Vastly unlikely in context.)
* Rabbit? (No. Rabbits hop, and this appears to scurry.) (Brains are very keen on categorising movement patterns. This is why lurching zombies and bad CGI are so uncomfortable to experience, brains just go “INCORRECT!! That is WRONG!” Without consciously knowing why. Anyway, very few animals move like domestic dogs!)
* Very fluffy cat? (Maybe – but not quite. Shares many characteristics, though!)
* Eldritch horror? (No, it is obviously a soft friend of unknown type)
* Robotic toy? (Unlikely – too complex and convincing.)
* alert: amusing animal detected!!! This is a good animal!! This is pleasing!! It may be appropriate to laugh at this animal, because we have just realized that it is probably a …
* DOG!!!! Soft friend, alive, walks on leash. It had a low doggo-ness quotient! and a confusing Snout, but it is NOT those other Known Things, and it occupies a dog-shaped space!
* Hahahaha!!! It is extra funny and appealing, because it made us guess!!!! We love playing that game.
* Best doggo.
* PING! NEW CATEGORIES ADDED TO “Doggo” set: mopness, floof, confusing Snout.

And that’s why most dogs are dogs. You’re so good at identifying dog-shaped spaces that they can’t be anything else!

Okay but this is also really interesting in the context of seeing young children learn new things. I know one of the stories I see float around tumblr somewhere is about the writer as a young child who insistently told her parents that there was a big dog in the kitchen. Which turned out to be a MOOSE. Children are still learning categories and also have somewhat limited vocabulary to describe new experiences, but now I’m just thinking of the child’s brain being like “Furry, snout, friend, bork bork unknown???? CLOSEST MATCH: DOG.”

Crysiana is precisely right on this.  This is, in fact, exactly how a child’s brain works.

Going further into elodieunderglass’ explanation, the human brain is hardwired to categorize, but much like having an empty filing cabinet drawer with no tabs, it does not start out with any real idea how.  But that’s okay, because categorizing inherently means categories, so our brains are hardwired to build those, too–they’re called “schemata,” or singular “schema.”

So that phase babies go through that often frustrates so many parents, where they will put literally everything in their mouths?  That is a huge part of the initial schema-building period.  Baby is going, “What is this?  Is it edible?  Is it soft?  Is it hard?  How does it taste?  What does it feel like in my hand?  What does it feel like in my mouth?  What does it smell like?  What is this thing!?” And the brain starts to be able to categorize these things, even before Baby has words yet.

That’s still some pretty limited information, though, because Baby is small and soft and squishy and responsible parents do not let them get too far.  Plus, Baby is learning words now.  These words get incorporated into schema, too.  Suddenly, there is a word for things that are hard and cold and taste like this thing:  metal!  But there are also words for the traits that metal has, like hard and cold, and cold has these traits and hard has those traits and taste has those traits, and each of those traits has other words!  It’s a lot to take in, especially when you’re just starting to build all these schemata for the first time.

This is why it takes children several years to become verbal.  It also seems to be why learning multiple languages when young makes it easier to learn more languages when older–because flexibility is built into your earliest schema of “language.”  Interestingly, pre-verbal children can also physically make the widest range of sounds they ever will in their lives.  As they learn language(s), the brain throws out sounds that don’t fit into those schemata, and trying to re-learn how to make that sound later in life is comparatively difficult.

So you’ve got very young children who have these schemata.  But they’re kinda loose, because they’re still building that stuff.  So it may start out when the only thing they know is that this other-creature (schema: living thing) (schema: animal) with four legs and fur (schema: body parts) is “dog.”  They may, the first time they see a cat, call it “dog.”  And they may call a cow “dog.”  Or a moose.  Now, as they get older, more detail is added to dog, such as “bark” and “larger than this size” and “legs of such proportional length.”  And every time they meet a new dog, those details get added, so by the time they’re an adult, they can glance at an animal and largely at least go “dog” or “not dog.”

But.  It’s not perfect, either.  See, here’s the interesting part:  your brain will classify information whether you have enough to make a real determination or not.  So you’ll be walking home at night and all of a sudden it’s OMG DOG….and then you find out it’s just a shadow.  That information was reclassified pretty quickly, but not so quickly you didn’t have an instant of not knowing it was “not dog.”  And if you aren’t laughing at yourself for having mistaken a shadow for a real dog, you might actually remember, from then on, “there was a scary dog on the way home that night.”  And because you didn’t have enough information at the time, your brain will dip into that schema and find details to fill out, so that over time, that memory will flesh out so you really think there is absolutely no way you could have mistaken a shadow for that.  You remember its teeth!  You remember its growl!  You remember its eyes glinting!  You remember how it stalked you like you were food!  Shadows don’t have any of that!  But those details?  They all came out of your schema for “dog,” not out of reality.  Reality was that there was a shadow on a wall that moved as a car went buy, and it had a vaguely dog-like shape.  There were never teeth, never a growl, never a glint of eyes, and it might have moved, but it definitely never stalked you.

Plus, sometimes your shemata actually exclude things that belong in them.  If you’ve only ever encountered large dogs before–like, not even come across small dogs on TV or in books–then you might not classify a corgi or a Pomeranian or a chihuahua as a dog at all at first, until someone else tells you, “Yeah, they’re small dogs.”  Now, this is fairly unlikely to happen with dogs just because dogs are, worldwide, fairly ubiquitous in all their sizes and shapes.  Possibly some people who come from tribal societies that don’t have small dogs might have this trouble right at first–you might get that wide-eyed wonder reaction of “That’s a dog!?  But it’s so small and fluffy and cute!”  Guess what?  That is the sound of a schema rewriting itself.

And you do it yourself, I guarantee.  Every time you encounter one of those “weird facts,” and go, “Woah, I never knew that!” in fact.  And sometimes it sticks and sometimes it doesn’t–”chartreuse is a pinkish-purple” is one I was reading about the other day that a lot of people have in their minds and sometimes just can’t get rid of.  (Chartreuse is a yellowish-green; puce is the pinkish-purple.  My problem is the other way ‘round–I have to remind myself that puce isn’t green just about every time I hear the word.)  And some people have an easier time adjusting their schemata than others, and all people have a harder time adjusting some schemata than others, and schemata even include reactions of yourself and others and emotions in them.

And one last note of interest–one theory about why we dream is that it helps us sort information from the day into and out of various schemata.  That the reason dreams are so weird, universally, is that we are comparing apples and oranges, so to speak, and making new connections and severing old, outdated connections in doing so.  So yeah, if you haven’t gathered by now that schemata pretty much control your life, well…they do.

prettyarbitrary:

awed-frog:

babyanimalgifs:

this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen

I don’t know much about birds, so I looked this up – turns out, round cages like that one are bad for birds, because they only feel safe when they have corners so if they can’t find one, they become very anxious and scared and this can lead to health problems. That’s why cockatoos hate those cages and why this worker of the Saskatoon Parrot Rescue (Canada) is destroying it. So this bird (Pebble) isn’t upset at the loss of the cage, as some websites say, but is actually trying to join in by expressing its glee that the stupid thing is gone.

Another good thing is that the Daily Mail tagged this as WARNING: BIRD LANGUAGE and actually put ‘bleep’ sounds on every single fuck and fucking that comes out of that cockatoo’s beak.

[link to original video]

What’s actually going on here is that:

1: yes those cages suck and good riddance to that one.  You can make a round cage work by draping a sheet over the back half to give the bird a sense of shelter.  But that cage is also WAAAY too small for a parrot that size.

2: you can get a good sense of that cockatoo’s previous owners and their behavior from the language that bird is using, and they probably should never have owned a cockatoo – BECAUSE

3: cockatoos are cuddly and intelligent but also very excitable birds who, very much like a three year old child, are prone to getting over-stimulated and then throwing fits and tantrums.  This one is yelling because it’s getting worked up by all the crashing and noise – BECAUSE

4: screaming and mayhem are actually a bona fide parrot social activity!  That cockatoo may indeed hate that cage, but also it’s getting excited at all the noise! and movement! and destroying! and pitching in with its own screaming and chattering because YAY IT’S SOCIAL NOISE TIME. (Social screaming hour is one of the things new parrot owners often don’t know about and are unprepared for. Parrots NEED to be loud sometimes.)

Notice this man quiets down after the crashing and banging, and de-escalates the cockatoo’s rising excitement by speaking to it in a normal tone, signifying to it that social screaming time is over for the moment.  Cockatoos LOVE getting excited!  But they aren’t always great self-soothers (especially if nobody ever taught it how) and sometimes you have to help them calm down to keep them from spinning up into a screaming fit.  I have a feeling the cockatoo’s previous owners mostly just screamed back at it instead of soothing it.

If this all sounds weirdly high-level psychology for interacting with an animal, that’s because it is.  That’s how smart the larger parrots are.

biodiverseed:

Herb Spirals

The garden spiral is like a snail shell, with stone spiraling upward to create multiple micro-climates and a cornucopia of flavors on a small footprint. Spirals can come in any size to fit any space, from an urban courtyard to an entire yard. You don’t even need a patch of ground, as they can be built on top of patios, pavement, and rooftops. You can spiral over an old stump or on top of poor soil. By building up vertically, you create more growing space, make watering easy, and lessen the need to bend over while harvesting. To boot, spirals add instant architecture and year-round beauty to your landscape: the perfect garden focal point.

One of the beauties of an herb spiral is that you are creating multiple microclimates in a small space. The combination of stones, shape, and vertical structure offers a variety of planting niches for a diversity of plants. The stones also serve as a thermal mass, minimizing temperature swings and extending the growing seasons. Whatever you grow in your spiral, it will pump out a great harvest for the small space it occupies. I’ve grown monstrous cucumbers in my large garden spiral, with one plant producing over 30 prize-size fruits. The spiral is a food-producing superstar!

Stacked stones create perennial habitat for beneficial critters, such as lizards and spiders that help balance pest populations in the garden. The stone network is a year-round safe haven for beneficial insects and other crawlies that work constantly to keep your garden in balance—and you in the hammock. A little design for them up-front pays big, tasty dividends later.

Read more on Ecologia Design

#permaculture #herb spiral #microclimate

elegantmess-southernbelle:

elegantmess-southernbelle:

reyton:

benepla:

rey can’t be a descendant of padme because everyone with the padme gene dedicates 50% of their money to fashion………like leia and luke are the only ones who have multiple costume changes in the orig trig and like have you seen how hard it is to put together a kylo ren cosplay? that’s because kylo ren is bringing the #amidalastyle to the sith where his grandfather never could

okay whoa whoa whoa we’ve established that rey grew up destitute and starving on a nigh-deserted junkyard planet with NO money to spend on fashion AND YET she has somehow delicately maintained her exceedingly stylish three-bun hairstyle for years, she has devised yeezy season 2 looks out of abandoned rags, she has created couture sunglasses out of smashed-up stormtrooper helmets? she has no resources and she is still making it fucking #work, truly she is padme’s descendant.

@morgyn

Damn it! @morgynleri