umm, Highlander/Arcana/Mummy fic sounds intriguing. May I hear some more?

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

sanerontheinside:

Arcana was the title, actually, or one of…. THREE that I was playing around with. 

Highlander/Mummy is some kind of absolute weirdness my brain suggested at 2 in the fuck am without any particular details. @deadcatwithaflamethrower has been enabling <.< which, *screams*

@skyywalkerfen has been slowly watching this devolve into madness. 

Umm. Methos, Joe Dawson, and MacLeod and some party of (insane?) original characters end up on a weird Leverage-style con job (sort of like the King George Job?) to take down some bad guy (Immortal, of course). 

Bad guy is aware of Hamunaptra’s general location and is fully set on looting it (idiot). Literally every other Immortal is dead certain Hamunaptra doesn’t exist (although Atlantis does). 

However, Hamunaptra does exist… and, yes, disturbing ancient resting places is stupid, especially if they haven’t gotten over the last time this shit happened in 192-bloody-5. And it will pick you up and put you right into the mess that happened in 1925, don’t even think. 

Like nobody learned from the Indiana Jones movies, DO NOT DISTURB THE ANCIENT RESTING PLACE. It has traps. And anywhere between 6 to 8 Immortals in one hotel is kind of a recipe for absolute disaster. 

*still enabling this fic*

*sits down in front of @sanerontheinside‘s blog with bribes* THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT WILL BE AWESOME!

The Other Side – Chapter 1 – Raine_Wynd – Highlander: The Series [Archive of Our Own]

rainewynd:

Chapters: 7/?
Fandom: Highlander: The Series
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Matthew McCormick & Richie Ryan, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Richie Ryan & Cory Raines, Matthew McCormick & Cory Raines, Matthew McCormick & Original Male Character
Characters: Matthew McCormick, Richie Ryan, Background & Cameo Characters, Cory Raines, Amanda Darieux, Nick Wolfe, Joe Dawson, Duncan MacLeod, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Serial Killers, Recovery, Starting Over, Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, Richie Lives, Clan Denial, Post-Canon, Work In Progress, Foul Language, Friendship, Case Fic, Pre-Immortal, Immortality
Summary:

The one where Richie wound up being targeted by a serial killer and then rescued by Matthew McCormick.

The Other Side – Chapter 1 – Raine_Wynd – Highlander: The Series [Archive of Our Own]

harutemu:

October is coming so lets get the fun and spooky writing prompts ready!

Do you want your followers to choose prompts until you get 5 in a row?
Or choose a row of 5 prompts for yourself to write over the up coming month?
Even if all you want are Halloween flavored story ideas to play with through October, this chart is ready for you.

I’m game. Fandoms in tags.

sanerontheinside
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commented on sanerontheinside’s post “morgynleri…”

… I am _absolutely_ skipping eps and leaving them for later if Methos is not in evidence
oh dear, I have been caught out  😂

😁

That is the best way to watch Highlander, in my opinion.

Episode Recs:

Methos – because it’s the first episode with Methos, of course.

Chivalry – Methos does not have MacLeod’s hangups about fighting women, especially the kind of Immortal women who are after his head or the heads of his friends.

Timeless & Methusalah’s Gift – Because while they will probably give you Feels, Methos being in love is adorable.

Till Death – Robert and Gina are a little more wince-worthy than the first time, but Methos makes me giggle lots in this one. “Opera. Opera. Opera. Isn’t there any Queen in here?” (or something like that)

Comes a Horseman & Revelation 6:8 – which you’ve already watched, but still. Horsemen. And a lovely glimpse of Methos’s angry adolescence.

Forgive Us Our Trespasses – The Blue Boxers Scene. Also, Methos is a delightful bastard, and MacLeod gets hit with a metaphorical brick.

Two of Hearts – Not a Methos episode, but one of only two episodes in the whole series without MacLeod. Crossover fodder for Babylon 5.

Indiscretions – aka the Joe and Methos show. I cackle my way through this one. Also, best line from Methos: “Just because I don’t like to fight doesn’t mean I can’t.”

sanerontheinside:

morgynleri:

sanerontheinside
commented on sanerontheinside’s post “morgynleri replied to your post “1, 2, 10!” Ooh, Highlander! What…”

I’m just poking at an episode at slightly-less-than random and keeping to it if it sticks. tho, both Mac and Methos are currently inspiring a lot of _how the heck are you still alive_ questions

sanerontheinside
commented on sanerontheinside’s post “morgynleri replied to your post “1, 2, 10!” Ooh, Highlander! What…”

@morgynleri​ re: your tags—yyyyyeah I can see that my ‘attention span of a flea’ problem while watching shows is probably a good thing for my reception of Mac’s character

[most of my characters are based more on fanon than canon, probably, for the same reason o.o never considered that before]

Methos is alive because he has no fucks to give about most of the rules of the Game, avoids fighting other Immortals if at all possible, and prefers to shoot them, bury them, drop them down dry wells, or other means of incapacitating them until he can get far enough away that catching up is going to take months/years/centuries/millennia.

MacLeod is alive because he’s the main character of the show, and is lucky he hasn’t lost his head to someone who has fewer fucks to give about rules or to a woman because he’s a twit who thinks that fighting women is Wrong.

MacLeod also is one of those people who buys into the lie of purity culture that people who have done a Bad Thing in their past are always Bad People, and… well, Methos doesn’t try very hard to make him think otherwise*, but Methos is a Tired Old Man who has no fucks to give about this kid who thinks that their morals are absolute and anyone who has a different set is Wrong and Bad. And also does not have the spoons to keep hiding when creepy stalker exboyfriend comes around trying to gaslight him into becoming a bringer of the apocalypse again.

(There is something sad about him having to kill cuddly murder bear younger brother/student person in that fiasco, but in order to be rid of creepy stalker exboyfriend and serial killer cannibal that is probably crazypants because of him and said creepy stalker exboyfriend, so too must cuddly murder bear die.)

*”I didn’t just kill a hundred. I didn’t just kill a thousand. I killed ten thousand. I was Death on a horse. And I liked it. Is that what you want to hear?” – Methos, because fuck this “well, are you an evil person because you did these things that Cassandra mentioned?” bullshit.

(And as for Cassandra, I have mixed opinions about her, because yes, she is perfectly justified in being angry at Methos, even all these millennia later, and yes, it is well within her rights to never forgive him what he did to her, but also, getting someone else involved in her intent to murder Methos 3000 years later when there is evidence he’s changed since is not a good thing. I will not, however, argue that she was wrong in any way to do whatever it took to get rid of Kronos, because creepy stalker exboyfriend really really needed to die in order to stop him from continuing to attempt to destroy the world.)

Counter-argument: if Mac truly believed that past mistakes make someone irredeemable, he wouldn’t have followed Methos to Bordeaux, though, would he? And Kronos would expect Methos to kill anyone he’d become ‘attached’ to; that entire speech was [very nearly] an effective way to get Mac to cut ties.

Creepy stalker ex, in any case, was an abusive &$@*%, and if Cassandra blamed Methos primarily when Kronos was dangled in front of her, it’s mostly because she knew she didn’t have a chance against Kronos. Not singularly, because Methos was certainly the face of that time for her, but it’s no small thing. She would have killed all of them, gladly, if she could.

But this is my take on more or less the Horsemen episodes all on their own, with few other episodes to speak to Mac’s character. All I can say of him at the moment is that show-MacLeod is a bit too young for 400.

Or else I’m too cynical for barely a quarter of a century. That’s also entirely possible.

A good counter-argument. (Especially since I haven’t rewatched Highlander in a long while mostly because so many other things, and also have not ripped the DVDs to digital.)

(I also perhaps haven’t rewatched because I need to go through and rip the episodes with Methos first, because fuck it, it’s Methos, and I adore him, flaws and literal skeletons in his closet and penchant for being a bit of an asshole and all. I perhaps identify with him a bit lot.)

Also, I may have stronger opinions on the Horsemen episodes because they were, in fact, my introduction to Highlander, and also involved a lot of certain relatives I do not talk to any more casting aspersions on my ability to tell fiction from reality at the tender age of 12 or 13 or so. I was very cranky and decided that no, I don’t care what you think about it, this is mine, and you can pry it from my cold dead hands, yes, even the bad guys.

sanerontheinside
commented on sanerontheinside’s post “morgynleri replied to your post “1, 2, 10!” Ooh, Highlander! What…”

I’m just poking at an episode at slightly-less-than random and keeping to it if it sticks. tho, both Mac and Methos are currently inspiring a lot of _how the heck are you still alive_ questions

sanerontheinside
commented on sanerontheinside’s post “morgynleri replied to your post “1, 2, 10!” Ooh, Highlander! What…”

@morgynleri​ re: your tags—yyyyyeah I can see that my ‘attention span of a flea’ problem while watching shows is probably a good thing for my reception of Mac’s character

[most of my characters are based more on fanon than canon, probably, for the same reason o.o never considered that before]

Methos is alive because he has no fucks to give about most of the rules of the Game, avoids fighting other Immortals if at all possible, and prefers to shoot them, bury them, drop them down dry wells, or other means of incapacitating them until he can get far enough away that catching up is going to take months/years/centuries/millennia.

MacLeod is alive because he’s the main character of the show, and is lucky he hasn’t lost his head to someone who has fewer fucks to give about rules or to a woman because he’s a twit who thinks that fighting women is Wrong.

MacLeod also is one of those people who buys into the lie of purity culture that people who have done a Bad Thing in their past are always Bad People, and… well, Methos doesn’t try very hard to make him think otherwise*, but Methos is a Tired Old Man who has no fucks to give about this kid who thinks that their morals are absolute and anyone who has a different set is Wrong and Bad. And also does not have the spoons to keep hiding when creepy stalker exboyfriend comes around trying to gaslight him into becoming a bringer of the apocalypse again.

(There is something sad about him having to kill cuddly murder bear younger brother/student person in that fiasco, but in order to be rid of creepy stalker exboyfriend and serial killer cannibal that is probably crazypants because of him and said creepy stalker exboyfriend, so too must cuddly murder bear die.)

*”I didn’t just kill a hundred. I didn’t just kill a thousand. I killed ten thousand. I was Death on a horse. And I liked it. Is that what you want to hear?” – Methos, because fuck this “well, are you an evil person because you did these things that Cassandra mentioned?” bullshit.

(And as for Cassandra, I have mixed opinions about her, because yes, she is perfectly justified in being angry at Methos, even all these millennia later, and yes, it is well within her rights to never forgive him what he did to her, but also, getting someone else involved in her intent to murder Methos 3000 years later when there is evidence he’s changed since is not a good thing. I will not, however, argue that she was wrong in any way to do whatever it took to get rid of Kronos, because creepy stalker exboyfriend really really needed to die in order to stop him from continuing to attempt to destroy the world.)

sanerontheinside:

morgynleri replied to your post “1, 2, 10!”

Ooh, Highlander! What kind of Highlander fic? Also, have you had a chance to look at HLH fics? ‘Cause there’s a variety in them, most of them pretty damned awesome (even if certain ones aren’t my taste).

Oh, apparently what it takes to pull me into a fandom is a good ship and a compelling character or two, so by this time I’ve done a cursory scroll through all… *checks tab* 47 pages of Duncan/Methos fics on ao3. 

Which is to say I’ve read/scrolled through maybe up to, but likely fewer than, 50 out of 928. (my guidelines are roughly: ‘oh I know this author from sw’ / ‘ok I’ll bite’ + ‘I liked that one fic from them, let’s find some others’)

I will happily take recs now, since I’m currently camped out in one author’s bookmarks anyway. ^^ 

😀

I’ll start with my Highlander fic, because Reasons. And Highlander Holiday Shortcuts. And my Highlander bookmarks.

There’s definitely some Methos/MacLeod in the HLH fics, though you’re not likely to find it in my fic or my bookmarks, for all that there’s a lot of Methos in there. But. Methos. Methos is awesome and the best.

writertobridge:

ameerawritesstuff:

nooneknowiblogthis:

s-q-u-e-e-m-i-s-h:

thebluemeany:

spyrograph:

tagged by @adigeon
  1. Dune except it takes place on Hoth and the protagonist is Voltaire.
  2. An omnipotent being plays n-dimensional-space-jenga with some non-linear aliens and looses.
  3. An alien uses space!Grinder for the first time and hooks up with a foot fetishist.
  4. A lich gets dragged back into the family drama because somebody found a loophole in the inheritance laws.

tagging @dayoldhakarl @borg-apologist @savory-breakfasts @thebluemeany @cerebrosbeforehoes

tagged y @spyrograph

Trying to turn Human Marmite Doctor
into the Murder Lizard whilst running a very slow burn romance, a burn on canon
and burn on the world of 2018…all at the same time.

(It seemed like a good idea
when I started…)

I tag @s-q-u-e-e-m-i-s-h, @eilupt , @adigeon @alphacygni-8 and @agrippaspoleto

Tagged by @thebluemeany, thank you!

1. A deeply traumatized twink keeps sassing his future father-in-law while in prison and becomes friends with a cool murdery muncher, a sarcastic twerp and the weird uncle who gets you an axe/knife/sword for your birthday.

2. A deeply disastrous witch moves into town with his worm sister and a pet bear, immeadiately proceeds to chase the tail of a pretty disaster lizard, falling into a deep, melodramatic disaster love.

I tag @crisisoninfintefandoms, @vanillatumbleweedscoffee, @yammisama, @thornfield13713, @nooneknowiblogthis, @trans-julian and @edosianorchids901!

Tagged by @s-q-u-e-e-m-i-s-h

1. I started this to try to encourage fanart and here we are over a year later and it’s not done yet.

2. Self-indulgence x 2

3. I torture a character while claiming to love him dearly.

4. I miss my boyfriend and write out my feelings using the usual pairing.

5. I torture the same character from earlier, but in a different way.

I tag @ameerawritesstuff

Tagged by @nooneknowiblogthis

1. Young boi, old boi and old boi, young boi.

2. Huh, what do you know? Straights can be cute too, I guess.

3. Stockholm Syndrome? In my me? It’s more likely than you think!

4. Pen pals do the do.

5. Emotionally compromised spies.

6. Horny and depressed? BANG A LIZARD.

I tag @writertobridge

Tagged by @ameerawritesstuff.

1. Doctor haunted by ghost gets exorcised by lizard boyfriend.

2. Prince and half-dragon boyfriend come to non-magical world looking for help with fungal disease.

3. Eye implant goes wrong, makes hallucinating man believe he’s god.

I tag @morgynleri.

(I have entirely too many, but how about five of them?)

1. Witch adopts hero, annoys everyone.

2. Dead people get fresh start in new digs.

3. Romance, politics, philosophy, and religion.

4. How many time lines can I fit into one AU?

5. Accidental time travelers free progenitors from slavery, plan to burn the galaxy down.

Tagging whoever wants to do this.

@jabberwockypie asked for “Methos & MCU Loki, Magical Accidents + Awful First Meeting”.

For this meme.


Ok, so this one is going to be more outline, because this one wants to be an entire AU.

So, Methos is a couple hundred years post dropping Kronos down a well and walking away from being Death on a horse when he meets this very young and somewhat confused sorcerer (ok, so he assumes sorcerer rather than alien or deity, ‘cause hey, he’s not that far away from having been all but a god himself, and still is working on not thinking of himself as one, so he’s just going “there are no gods”, because it works for him).

And he really doesn’t think he’s in any fit state to teach anyone anything, but this barely-more-than-a-kid (still a kid, honestly, Loki’s a teenager who’s experimenting with magic, and poking at things, and accidentally poked at a way to get between one world and another without using the Bifrost. He’s still trying to figure out how he did that) really needs someone to look out for him, at least. Because oh is he clueless. And a bit arrogant as sorcerers so often are, but Methos can live with that. (He’s lived with worse, and recently. This is nothing.)

… Things go downhill from there. Because nothing can go wrong with a confused and cranky teenager who’s experimenting with magic and an ex-terrorist with an ego the size of Europe, right?

Methos and Loki will never admit to what happened that first month or so they knew each other. There may or may not have been witnesses, accidental shape-shifting, and an incident with a horse. (The myths have to come from somewhere, and after all this time, who knows how the story distorted?)

And that covers the tropes themselves.

Fast forward to post-Highlander canon, and oh, about the time Thor’s hammer lands in New Mexico.

Methos is hiding from MacLeod, the Watchers, and probably his bar tab with Joe, and he’s meandering his way toward Mexico because tropical sounds like a plan. He hears about this weird hammer out in the desert when he stops at a bar, and decides to go take a look, because curiosity has always been a weakness of his (or a strength, depending on how you look at it, but this time, he decides it was definitely a weakness).

He might not recognize Mjolnir on sight, but he does recognize the decorations on it, and is contemplating bolting, because he Does Not Get Involved these days… except Coulson shows up, and Methos has the misfortune of being recognized because of a short disaster of a lifetime that was the one just after Adam Pierson, and is supposed to have been dead for the last several years.

Methos is not best pleased to be stuck in New Mexico, and even less so when after they catch Thor trying to get his hammer back, Loki shows up. Granted, he’s there to make sure that Thor never tries to come back to Asgard, but that doesn’t mean he lacks a few minutes to spare to drop in on an old friend.

This shapes up to be several more awful first meetings. (Thor, Sif, the Warrior’s Three, Jane and Darcy, Clint Barton. Methos is not entirely sure this is better than having to deal with Watchers, MacLeod, and Joe refusing to give him more beer until he pays up – which wouldn’t be a problem if the old Watcher would just take his money, instead of insisting he pay his bar tab with true stories.)

Shit happens, Thor goes home, and Methos hopes that maybe things will settle down. Except, no, he doesn’t get to go hide somewhere tropical and warm and lovely and spend a lazy decade on a beach somewhere. No, he gets dragged off by Coulson to meet some director or another, and oh, look, someone else from early on in that disaster of a lifetime, does someone have it out for him? (Why, yes, yes the author does have every intention of making your life entertaining, Methos, why do you ask?)

Which is how Methos gets unwillingly recruited to SHIELD, and ends up being on the helicarrier when Loki is brought in during Avengers.

This goes about as well as you think it does. Put one ex-terrorist with 5000+ years of experience in how to fuck with humans, and one alien sorcerer with PTSD who is about to make a spectacular game of getting himself safely away from his abuser on the same flying vehicle, and launch a brain-washed assassin and a team of mercenaries at it.

Yeah.

Methos has a newly-Immortal Coulson on his hands, a desire to go after Loki and ask him what the fuck, and also Thor has noticed he’s here. This is fine. Great. Excellent. He’s glad he arranged for the other three Horsemen to end up short their heads, so at least that can’t go wrong.

He’s still not going to get that lazy decade on a tropical beach any time soon.

…. And that’s where my brain goes “need more input before weaving Methos into the whole of the franchise”.