do you ever imagine if changelings are like cats, in the sense that if they can get into a container they will
like imagine if quark’s counting stock or some shit after hours and he puts down a large empty bottle, and turns his back on it for a second
of course he realises his mistake almost immediately and whips around, but odo’s already gotten in there in liquid form and goddamnit odo i was going to put watered down wine in that and charge double
Tag: cackling
You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.
Soon after you begin your quest, you encounter another man in a similar situation. You decide to join forces, as two mortal men stand a better chance at punching Zeus than one.
Two villages over, you encounter a woman who had relations with Zeus and was left with a highly aggressive half-boar half-man offspring. She too feels your anger and offers to join your quest.
By the time you reach Mount Olympus, you’ve amassed a large and formidable army of cuckolded/ravished mortals, demigods with daddy issues, mythical creatures with scores to settle, and a seamstress who you’re pretty sure is Hera in disguise.
Zeus never stood a chance.
I wanna read this book.
Clones with De-Aged Jedi
So sauntering-down has been giving me de-aged clone feels, but what would happen if the JEDI were the ones to be De-aged? Imagine the poor clones trying to cope.
Cody can’t get over how TINY General Kenobi is(He was a little guy before, but this is stupid cute) and won’t stop floofing his padawan-hair. Obi-wan is still a snarky little shit, but his wit stings a lot less when one of his comebacks is interrupted by his voice cracking
The clones in Quinlan Vos’ unit are amazed how little he changes. Quinlan didn’t really grow up, he just got taller. Similarly, Gree has to deal with Yoda as an infant, and is amazed how little this changes things. Yoda is still bald, , getting into trouble and largely unintelligible. The only difference now is that Yoda is SO tiny that he now fits comfortably inside a helmet, which makes for adorable pictures that are immediately uploaded to the holonet.
Fives and other clones on Kamino almost don’t recognize Shaak Ti, her facial marking change so much. The finally believe it’s he after she addresses the kaminoans attempts to experiment on her with her usual “Do-I-Have-To-Cut-A-Bitch?” tone. Shaak seems to have forgotten much of what she has learned about patience and Fives ends up following her around trying to dissuade her from disemboweling people for being obstructive.
post-puberty Aalya’s Clothes do not fit Pre-puberty Aalya, even though they are nearly the same height, and Bly and the rest of the troops panic and scramble to cover her with whatever fabric they can find, which turns out to be their sleepwear and a tarp. She looks fabulous anyway.
Ponds is amazed to discover that Mace needed eye surgery in his teens, and now that he’s a kid again, is so near-sighted he’s legally blind. He and Trap take turns leading him around like guide-dogs until they can find a set of glasses for him. His hair is back as well, and the texture fascinates them, though they try to be polite about it. Mace knows it is only well-meaning curiousity and eventually lets one of them braid it while he squints at the reports.
There is panic among the Wolf Pack. Droids? No problem! Giant monsters? Got this! Tiny Plo? WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO!? The first issue is that Plo’s mask nearly falls off during the change, and only stays on because Wolffe Tackles him and pins it in place. There is a scramble to find another mask, then the trials of trying to keep a telekinetic and perhaps too trusting six-year-old out of trouble on the outer rim. The Pack forms a peramenent guard around the tiny Kel-dor, and wolffe spends most of his time carrying him becuase it’s the only reliable way to know where he is at all times.
The winner though, is Rex, who arrives at the temple days later looking a mess and like he hasn’t slept in a month with Baby Ahsoka in a harness on his chest and Anakin on one of those little kid leashes. The restraints do little to keep the out of trouble- Ahsoka can still levitate things off his belt (Like blasters) and the leash is still long enough for anakin to run into traffic, off ledges, and into all manner of danger.“I am not prepared for this level of responsibility.” Rex mutters before collapsing.
Ahahaha. This is a thing of beauty
WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE
The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.
Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.
SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.
Sometimes water drops from the sky in tiny bits. In some weather conditions and at certain times of the year this water is SOLID and can HURT either by hitting very hard or being very cold OR BOTH.
At certain times of the year trees let parts of themselves fall. These are LEAVES and will not HURT. Some trees drop CHESTNUTS which are hard and spiky. These WILL HURT.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT BRANCHES.
There's a Mirror on the Wall 