fuck-planets:

native-coronan:

unbelievable-facts:

An SR-71 Blackbird once flew from LA to Washington DC in 64 minutes. Average speed of the flight: 2145mph.

“There were a lot of things we couldn’t do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment.

It occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.

I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldn’t match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury.

Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace.

We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: “November Charlie 175, I’m showing you at ninety knots on the ground.”

Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the “ Houston Center voice.” I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this country’s space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didn’t matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.

Just moments after the Cessna’s inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed. “I have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed.” Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. “Center, Dusty 52 ground speed check”. Before Center could reply, I’m thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, ol’ Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. He’s the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: “Dusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground.”

And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done – in mere seconds we’ll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn.

Somewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: “Los Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?” There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. “Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground.”

I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: “Ah, Center, much thanks, we’re showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money.”

For a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A. came back with, “Roger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.”

It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine day’s work.

We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.”

-Brian Schul, Sled Driver: Flying The World’s Fastest Jet

Always reblog passive-aggressive Blackbird speed check

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/morgynleri-mirrors/163236458735/tumblr_mrshr23AwS1qbik96?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://morgynleri-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/163236458735/audio_player_iframe/morgynleri-mirrors/tumblr_mrshr23AwS1qbik96?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmorgynleri-mirrors%2F163236458735%2Ftumblr_mrshr23AwS1qbik96

thesylverlining:

master-of-majjyks:

t-temmy:

regular-fangirl-attacks:

radondoran:

MOTHER OF GOD

ARE YOU FUCKIN

OH GOD ITS BACK

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

ickaimp:

textsfromrotg:

(312):
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?

“Of course it is.” Binky sniffed. “They’re there, and they’re having sex.”

“But not all with each other.” Tinkle pointed out. 

“At that moment.” Binky countered, waving a broken christmas light around. “They could form up into different pairs after.”

Della spoke up. “Does watching count as a participation?” She wanted to know. “There is a such thing as refractory periods, and not everyone’s stamina is the same.” 

“True True!” Bunkle agreed, waving his tiny fist in the air. 

“An orgy is an event.” Binky said stubbornly, tossing the light away and crossing their arms. “Not a one act thing. Things change.”

Tinkle held up a hand. “Point. But if they all stay together as the same three pairs for the entire event-”

“Ugh.” Bella rolled her eyes. “By that logic, two trios wouldn’t count either.”

“Pre-existing trios, or new?” Tinkle questioned, looking thoughtful. 

The other three Elves groaned, then started talking over each other to settle the burning debate. 

“They’re so funny when they argue.” Jack commented as he watched the elves fight, not understanding a single word of what sounded like gibberish to him. “I wonder what they’re arguing about.”

“Trust me.” North rumbled, rubbing his forehead and looking away. This was the fourth time this week he’d heard them argue this topic. “You don’t vant to know.”

-fin-

Dogs in Elk

petermorwood:

cumaeansibyl:

why-animals-do-the-thing:

knerdy-knitter:

streetdogmillionaires:

A first-hand account (originally from a Salon.com message board circa 1999) of a woman whose two primitive-type dogs – a Basenji and a New Guinea Singing Dog – found an elk carcass, holed up inside it, and refused to leave it.

An assorted list of my favorite excerpts:

  • It’s way too primal in my yard right now.”

  • If ever they come out, catching them and returning them to a condition where they can be considered house pets is not going to be, shall we say, pleasant.
  • What if you stand the ribcage on end, wait for them to look out, grab them when they do and pull?” “They wedge their toes between the ribs. And scream.”
  • Sometimes, sleep is a mistake, no matter how tired you are. And especially if you are very very tired, and some of your dogs are outside, inside some elks.

  • in a follow-up story about a basenji who got his head stuck inside a Thanksgiving turkey, while his two basenji friends gnawed on the outside. “I sent it in to one of the dog magazines but they did not print it, they said it was ‘too contrived.’ Obviously they did not know anything about basenjis.’
  • “My mother has gotten multiple copies [of this story] from friends, asking if my dogs are *really* that out of control.”

It’s brilliant, and I am so glad it exists on the internet. 

@why-animals-do-the-thing please tell me I can laugh at this

Yes, yes you can. Sometimes living with dogs is not graceful – this is a great example. 

ok my favorite part is actually that the poor woman called her vet, who laughed until he gagged, and then promised to stop by on the way home – not because he could actually do anything, but because he wanted to laugh at her dogs in person

Love it – especially the vet’s reaction. Been there.

Years ago, rushed cat Goodman to vet. Thought he’d been poisoned.

Nope. Indigestion. Greedy bugger ate an entire coot. All of it.

Vet showed us X-ray – feet, beak, all there – and tried not to laugh. Ended up cackling like chicken laying square egg. Reassured us about cat digestion able to handle everything in due course. Told us all would come out right in the end.

No kidding there. Cleaning litter tray was more a penance than usual. Goodman not most popular cat in house for several days.

But still a fine cat, a very fine cat indeed.

image

Dogs
in Elk