Tag: cackling

markwatnae:

meggory84:

willow-wanderings:

tooiconic:

scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:

pr1nceshawn:

If Humans Flirted Like Animals.

are you saying that engagement rings aren’t just cool rocks 

They sloth is my favorite

STORY TIME!

Ok so when I was doing a security job on a college campus, the geology club on said campus was having their mineral and fossil sale (which is where the club gets the vast majority of its funds for the year). They had some really cool shit but their sales techniques were… uh, they were bad, just really terrible. They set up the tables, put all their stuff out, hung a sign up… and then sat there, occasionally mentioning quietly to one or two passersby “Hey we’re having our mineral and fossil sale if you want any.” Very boring, overly factual, not very attention grabbing.

Now I’m a fuckin nerd so I’m all over this shit (the sale was literally a foot away from my security post so I wasn’t even getting in trouble for spending literal hours ooh-ing and ahh-ing over the really cool stuff they had). And me being the type of nerd who must SHARE ALL THE THINGS when I find cool stuff (and who also has 18 years of customer service/retail experience to draw on), I start trying to get some of the literal hundreds of students walking by to get some of the cool things. The club only needed a couple hundred bucks and we were on the largest campus in the state so they should have been making their goal easy but almost no one was biting. So my “must share the thing” nerdiness teamed up with my “must help all the people”-ness and I did my best to pitch in and get them more sales.

Now, it was two days before valentines and a lot of the people walking by were dudes. So I start trying to get them interested with comments like “hey come check out the cool stuff you could get for your bae!”

One group of dudes paused but it didn’t seem like they were gonna stop and get any of the cool things, so I go “No, seriously, chicks dig this shit, you literally cannot go wrong here. There’s fossils and cute little carvings of manta rays and kitties, and literal gemstones here; that box is full of fucking EMERALDS that are 3 for $5. GET. SOME.”

They didn’t believe me that the ladies would go nuts for “a bunch of shiny rocks.” So I decide to prove it to them. And in the most booming voice I can muster (and I can muster quite a bit after a decade of choir classes) and yell “THEY HAVE SHINY ROCKS OVER HERE AND THEY’RE REALLY COOL!”

Literally instantly, three separate groups of ladies look straight at the tables and make a beeline for them, all of them saying some variation of “Wait, did you say shiny rocks? WHERE?! WHAT KIND?! OMG!” Suddenly a dozen or so different gals (and several dudes), who seconds ago were only thinking about getting to class, stopped in their tracks to detour to the table full of shiny rocks. Only two left without buying at least one thing.

The dudes I’d been talking to before were bewildered but convinced, so they start looking for the best shiny rocks they can get to give their SOs. Several of them came back a few days later to inform me that my seemingly ludicrous advice of “get them shiny rocks” had gotten them laid or scored them a date.

So, remember kids, GET THE BAE A SHINY ROCK. That shit WORKS.

“Get the bae a shiny rock” is also the mating call of the entire QuiObi fandom 😂

This post got better the farther I read.

“Get the bae a shiny rock” needs to become a wholly QuiObi reference we need to make them synonymous

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

fandomearth:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Boromir lives AU where instead of being around for the events of Two Towers and ROTK he just kind of shows up in Minas Tirith after the Ring is destroyed all bloody & bedraggled like ‘you GUYS i had to swim all the way back what the hELL’

Aragorn: *watching Boromir’s funeral boat drift away* you checked for a pulse right Legolas

Legolas, who definitely does not know how human pulses work: sure did!!

*later*

Aragorn: LEGOLAS I TOLD YOU TO CHECK FOR A PULSE

Legolas: I did!

Aragorn: …..

Legolas: ….

Boromir: …..

Gimli: …..

Legolas: oh you meant check that he DIDN’T have one?

This is the only version of LOTR that I accept now

divineninee:

wolfhero28:

thespectacularspider-girl:

excessively-english-jd:

djn-001-kunai-man:

excessively-english-little-b:

valentineart89:

whoreablejewess:

babyanimalgifs:

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) – they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

Oh my god

I’m dead now

I turned on the sound, because I enjoy this video, and my cat’s head came up from where she was napping, she turned around, and she went looking for the other cat. And is now looking at me offended because I’m giggling at her reaction. 🙂

shorthalt:

things to consider for immortal aus where the crew discovered their immorality:

before they met:

  • who died first, and where?
  • what did everyone think about their immortality when they first discovered it? were they scared? relieved? in disbelief?
  • what did they do the years between their discovery and the current times?
  • how did everyone find one another?
  • how did people find out about each other’s immortality?
  • who’s the newest to life as an immortal? how do they handle it?
  • the same question goes for the oldest. how much do they know? how much have they witnessed? how much do they remember?

after they met:

  • it’s the first death in the crew, and the character comes back to life. how do they react? how does everyone else react?
  • do they write it off as a miracle and go about business until they die again and know that something weird is up?
  • do they try to test the immortality?
  • are they afraid that there’s eventually, one day, going to be a day where someone won’t come back?
  • how does the crew react when the second one turns out to be immortal? then the third? and so on and so forth?

and finally…

there’s always some dumb idiot bastard who finds out they’re immortal by doing some dumb shit. who is it?

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

trufflesmushroom:

trufflesmushroom:

trufflesmushroom:

I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

I boiled the head and it popped right onto the neck in like two seconds.

I’m an idiot. Always do things the proper way from the get-go. Saves a lot of wasted time and struggle and ouchy hands.

BARBIES. I’M TALKING ABOUT BARBIES. I AM CUSTOMIZING TOYS RIGHT NOW I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER AND I HAVE NEVER BEHEADED AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE HUMAN BEING OR TRIED TO REATTACH A PERSON’S HEAD BY BOILING IT

As someone who is very low spoons but getting into customization (my Luna Lovegood is so close to being done!) buy a heating pad. Plug it in near your workspace. Just wrap the fuckers up on high heat for a few minutes and bam, no need to go get a pan, get water, turn on a stove, boil water, and stuff a doll into something that might melt their hair if you’re not careful. Heating pads. Also useful if you’re at your work station and suddenly pain happens that needs heat.