theotherguysride:

whimseeker:

elevan:

puto-papi:

antiandrogen:

puto-papi:

violaslayvis:

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc 😦

😦

Honestly, speaking as a woman, I would much rather have a multitude of giant pockets than to ever have to carry a purse.

Cargos are the best. Pockets are WAY more sortable in inventory mode than a purse is, at least for me. I’ve got a purse yeah, but it’s. Er. A fucking DISASTER ALWAYS.

A purse is just an excuse for clothing designers to get rid of pockets. Cargo shorts and cargo pants are the antithesis of purses, and the bane of clothing designers who think the clothes are more important than the people who wear them.

Give me cargo shorts, because pockets. Pockets everywhere.

*aggressively hordes pockets*

cahsmere-sweaters:

fun-with-colors:

kellyplier:

ironwoman359:

thespectacularspider-girl:

neurodivergent-crow:

danni-rants:

huntersonthewing:

askfordoodles:

littlemissbloo:

whitmerule:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

birbs just wanna have fun

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

@neurodivergent-crow

I haven’t seen this post in ages but it’s my fave corvid post.

Intelligence is rooted in how much of a dick you can knowingly be.

I love birbs, and this is a wonderful birb to learn about

Me: *sees the pics of crows riding bigger birbs*

My asshole brain: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD

is that a faint rainbow in the background of the last one?

@thiscityneedsyounow

“POODLES ARE FROO FROO DOGS!!”

why-animals-do-the-thing:

astraltailwags:

thegreytdiary:

theihmenagerie:

timelordonbakerstreet:

“THEY CAN’T DO ANYTHING!”

“THEY’RE SO BORING!”

“PUFFY LITTLE SHOW DOGS!”

“THEY’RE JUST LAME COUCH POTATOES AND THEY’RE DUMB!”

Poodles are one of the most versatile dog breeds. They were bred to be water retrievers. The “froo froo show cut” that is often seen, actually serves a purpose to cover vital organs and joints to keep them warm in the water, without being too heavy to weigh them down and cause them to sink. The dogs shown here are doing the following: retrieving game (what they were bred for), agility, dock diving, and lure coursing.

If I may also add;

this is a standard poodle (one of a few I’ve found) being trained in the protection aspect of IPO as well as tracking:

and obedience;

http://www.poodles-in-scandinavia.com/willi.htm

or this SAR poodle

who also enjoys obedience

and personal protection (she also goes hiking)

in addition to conformation showing

http://www.poodles-in-scandinavia.com/candy_golden_z_bretfeldova_paprsku.htm

these people breed poodles that compete in field work trials, obedience, conformation showing, agility, draught/carting, rally obedience, weight pull, lure coursing, dock jumping, nose work, barn hunt, IPO and have a few dogs that have gone on to become service dogs. I should add, these dogs don’t just compete they’re also titled in all these sports.

http://www.bijoupoodles.com/Events.html

in addition poodles can even herd;

http://www.poodlehistory.org/PHERD.HTM

http://vipoodle.org/HRP/VIP_herdingpoodles.html

and there are a few mushing/sledding poodle teams including one which quite famously competed in the Iditarod

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2016/03/17/once-upon-a-time-poodles-raced-in-the-iditarod-they-werent-half-bad/?utm_term=.a2960d10f47f

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2016/03/17/once-upon-a-time-poodles-raced-in-the-iditarod-they-werent-half-bad.html

https://propriusdominor.wordpress.com/2010/08/20/mushing-poodles-in-the-iditarod/

this is also an interesting read about the breeds use in WWII

http://www.poodlehistory.org/PoodlesinWWII.HTM

@timelordonbakerstreet
I have very few followers and think this is very cool so sorry to the poodle people I’m tagging;

@pekoodat@standard-poodle@thepoodlepack@powerfulexistance@gundogappreciationblog

i reaLLY REALLY LOVE POODLES

🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩🐩

This is incredible. The sled-poodles in a show cut makes sense (it keeps joint and the chest warm) but I also died because what a visual. 

Hobbit: Northern Night: Mourning a Victory

Written for @lferion, for her prompt:

Write me Thorin & Mead 🙂
Or Obi-Wan in M-E and Mead 🙂
Or one of you OC folk in M-E and Mead

Also for @lynati, because this AU.


Fandom: Hobbit
AU: Northern Night
Word Count: 860
Characters: Dazbol (OC), Razul (OC), Thorin Oakenshield

Dazbol is introduced to mead, and shares a mourning toast with Thorin.


“What is it?” Dazbol gives Razul a suspicious look before she peers dubiously at the mug he’s handed her. The whelp is close as a goblin nest to the dwarves, and has been since he was a whelp in truth. She’s not sure she should trust anything he brings her.

“They call it mead.” Razul lifts his own mug, a grin on his face as he takes a long gulp of the contents – no doubt more of the mead he’s given her. “It’s easier to get than Her wine, and tastes better than what Tark brewed back at the First Fortress.”

Dazbol narrows her eyes, sniffing at the mead cautiously. It certainly smells better than Tark’s brew, and sweeter, even, than Cúnessa’s wine had. Not exactly an enticement to try it. Even if it doesn’t smell poisoned.

“Why did you bring me this?”

“Because you’re the General.” Razul rolls his eyes, dropping down onto one of the pelts that softens the ground in her tent. “Because you’re not going to come join everyone else drinking to victory.”

“It wasn’t a victory.” Dazbol sets the mug aside, shaking her head. If that was what Razul thought of what happened at Gundabad, she can’t drink the mead. Cannot toast her own betrayal, however right and necessary it might have been. Cúnessa had gone mad in the years Dazbol had been away from her mistress, and no one had had the strength to pull her back before it was too late. “Get out, whelp.”

Razul frowns, and doesn’t move until she reaches for one of her knives, all but stomping out of the little felt tent. Let him sulk over her refusal to play to his youth and foolishness.

Dazbol leans back against the warm bulk of Shoka, listening to the quiet snores of her warg as she tries not to think too hard about where she is, or why she is here. About what has happened and what will happen.

How long she’s all but dozing, she doesn’t know, though she rouses when there’s a tap at the pole next to the door.

“Who comes?”

“Not the youth you sent running with his tail tucked.” The deep rumble of Thorin’s voice comes through the wall, and Dazbol feels her lips twitch with amusement.

“Then you may enter.”

Thorin ducks through, a mug in hand, the little warg that had taken a liking to him following on his heels. He waits for her to flop on the far side of the tent from Shoka, before echoing Dazbol in leaning against her. A piece of manners that does not fit with dwarven ideals, but that makes Dazbol’s lips twitch again with a smile she isn’t willing to show.

“What brings you to my tent, Galnaunda?” Dazbol shifts her position slightly, giving Thorin an equal space in her tent. It is only polite.

“I would not leave anyone to grieve alone, Commander.” It is a title she does not wish for, but cannot refuse. No matter how empty it seems when she has wrested it from a corpse that she did not kill herself. “Even an uneasy ally.”

“Not an enemy, then?”

“Should you be?” It is a wonder that he does not, for all that they had been allies against Cúnessa only a month past now, and that she had seen to it that he and the other three had been delivered safely to the Dragon-Mountain, and those who awaited them.

“I am uruktar, and I am the Commander of the Northern Night, General of the Second Fortress.” Dazbol bares her teeth, though she doesn’t make any more of a threat than that. Bluster and bluff, for all that it is empty and Thorin cannot fail to know it.

“Perhaps we will be enemies again. But not tonight.” Thorin glances over at the mug that sits alone, untouched, where either of them could reach it. “A drink, to those lost?”

“The whelp called it a drink to victory.”

Thorin smiles, if the bitter amusement in his face could be such. “For him, it is a victory. His friends are no longer under the lash and leash of a woman he feared and hated.”

Friends. Dwarves who should have been killed or imprisoned properly, and not made into whatever it was that Cúnessa had done. Twisting Cúnessa as much as it had those dwarves that Dazbol has yet to meet. “They’re just pups howling because they’re out of the den.”

That draws a snort and a less bitter smile from Thorin. “They’re not free yet. It is no victory when not everyone is free.”

Dazbol feels something relax inside her, a tension across her shoulders easing and only then announcing it had existed in the first place. “A drink, then. To those lost and those not yet freed.”

Thorin’s mug is lifted in salute as Dazbol does the same with the abandoned mead. The drink is as sweet as it smells, with a faint bitterness that any proper drink has. Enough, perhaps, even to allow Dazbol a little of the effects that she so rarely indulges, and kinder in the doing than Tark’s brew.


Notes: Dazbol rarely calls people by the name they bear, using instead epithets that tend to say how she thinks of them. It’s also because for uruktar, it is not polite to use someone’s name unless you’re kin, and even then, it’s rarely used once an uruktar is of age.

Galnaunda is a epithet meaning “Steel-Heart”, in the mix of Black Speech and Quenya that the uruktar learned from the orcs that were in Gundabad and Cúnessa who finished their creation/twisting.


AO3 | DW

morgynleri:

morgynleri:

Today’s next frustration: finding the answer to how far/fast can a boat go if it’s being rowed – not. sailed. on a river?

Why is this frustrating? Because every damned answer I’m finding is assuming your damned boat has a fucking sail on it. No damned information on rowed boats – not even a modern racing row boat! – any-fucking-where. Possibly because I am missing some trick on searching for it, but given “how fast can a boat be rowed?” still fucking gets answers for sailed boats exclusively, I’m getting more than a little frustrated.

*takes a deep breath* I’m about to say fuck it, and make up an arbitrary answer that doesn’t seem ludicrously fast. Especially since I don’t have answers for the various factors to add in if I ever find an answer to a range of potential base speeds for rowing a boat.

And yes, I am aware that there are potentially a lot of factors to figuring out the speed, and if I could find even a suitable vague equation, that would be better than “well, here’s how fast a boat would sail under these conditions”.

(The best answer I found was in a forum thread on an RPG, which I couldn’t find the name of the game itself, and fuck if I know if they’ll have anything about their sources for determining speeds of things.)

lferion said: Try rowing or crew as a sport?

That did not come to mind, probably because it wasn’t where my brain was at for useful equations. But I will keep that in mind for if I’m trying to do more research on the subject. Thank you!


thebisexualmandalorian said: According to the wiki article, “Longer, narrower rowboats can reach 7 knots (13 km/h;8.1 mph) but most rowboats of 4.3 m (14 ft) can be rowed at 3–4 knots (5.6–7.4 km/h; 3.5–4.6 mph).”

Thank you!

That is indeed useful, and was not in any of the wiki articles I was finding. Which means definitely failed in finding the right question to ask google. Now I just need to do math with approximated current, and how long they’re on the river in a day to figure out if I can get them far enough in four days, or if I need to adjust the travel time, and thus my timeline.

brightclothesforwinter said: Oxbridge boat race covers 4.25 miles in 17-20 minutes, however this is on an incoming tide. (And obviously pro sportspeople in very fast boats)Speeds for Canadian canoe might be more comparable.

That’s probably both a faster sort of boat, as well as different conditions, but still a useful tidbit of information to keep around for reference, thank you! 🙂


misty-anne said: For canoes figure about 4mph. It can really vary with wind, and the speed of the water. I’ve been out on the river and had the wind blowing me up river when I stopped paddling.

Huh. That’s good to know, too, thank you! And considering these are the elvish boats in Lord of the Rings, that might well factor in too, ‘cause I can see them being blown along on a brisk breeze if it’s heading upriver. I think, though, if I run it four days on the water, plus one for portage around the rapids, I’m going to be good.


norcumi said: Blast, I could’ve SWORN I had a post usefully tagged with various travel times, but of course I can’t find it. ::offers cookies instead because at least those are somewhat useful::

*accepts cookies* I did find a thing with useful travel times for horses/walking, at least, in attempting to hunt down useful travel times for boats. I should link that here so I don’t lose it.


Another useful thing which only occurred to me when I found my atlas and started flipping through it looking for something for the next hurdle – there’s a chart in it on how long it took the Fellowship to get places, including on the river. Which, while it’s going downstream rather than upstream, gives me a good idea how far they need to travel, and how long it should take them. *facepalms* I forgot that was in there.

(For useful reference in general: forum thread where someone did research on how fast/far someone could travel on foot and with a horse in a day)

morgynleri:

Today’s next frustration: finding the answer to how far/fast can a boat go if it’s being rowed – not. sailed. on a river?

Why is this frustrating? Because every damned answer I’m finding is assuming your damned boat has a fucking sail on it. No damned information on rowed boats – not even a modern racing row boat! – any-fucking-where. Possibly because I am missing some trick on searching for it, but given “how fast can a boat be rowed?” still fucking gets answers for sailed boats exclusively, I’m getting more than a little frustrated.

*takes a deep breath* I’m about to say fuck it, and make up an arbitrary answer that doesn’t seem ludicrously fast. Especially since I don’t have answers for the various factors to add in if I ever find an answer to a range of potential base speeds for rowing a boat.

And yes, I am aware that there are potentially a lot of factors to figuring out the speed, and if I could find even a suitable vague equation, that would be better than “well, here’s how fast a boat would sail under these conditions”.

(The best answer I found was in a forum thread on an RPG, which I couldn’t find the name of the game itself, and fuck if I know if they’ll have anything about their sources for determining speeds of things.)

lferion said: Try rowing or crew as a sport?

That did not come to mind, probably because it wasn’t where my brain was at for useful equations. But I will keep that in mind for if I’m trying to do more research on the subject. Thank you!


thebisexualmandalorian said: According to the wiki article, “Longer, narrower rowboats can reach 7 knots (13 km/h;8.1 mph) but most rowboats of 4.3 m (14 ft) can be rowed at 3–4 knots (5.6–7.4 km/h; 3.5–4.6 mph).”

Thank you!

That is indeed useful, and was not in any of the wiki articles I was finding. Which means definitely failed in finding the right question to ask google. Now I just need to do math with approximated current, and how long they’re on the river in a day to figure out if I can get them far enough in four days, or if I need to adjust the travel time, and thus my timeline.

nubbsgalore:

despite its colourful appearance, the hawaiian bobtail squid (euprymna scolopes) has the ability to render itself invisible to predators from bellow, thanks to a luminescent bacteria, vibrio fischeri, which inhabits a special light organ in the squid’s mantle. 

the bacteria, which are fed a sugar and amino acid solution by the squid, produce luciferase, an enzyme that facilitates a biochemical reaction that produces light.

the nocturnal squid, who can control the amount of light produced by the bacteria, are able to ensure that they are not silhouetted when passing through the light of the moon or the stars by emitting an equal amount of light on their underside to that which hits them from above.

photos by mattias ormestad, jackson wong, jose martín piñatel, david slater, todd bretl

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sacrificethemtothesquid:

So today started out dumb, but this afternoon was AWESOME.

I’m on the porch attempting to construct a railing for the stairs when I notice a weird noise. Like, a kind of droning or buzzing? And it’s getting loud. So I investigate. It’s coming from the neighbor’s yard. 

It is a metric fuckton of bees. I have never seen so many bees in my life. It is a fucking swarm of bees, and I have been reading about bees because I got a wild hair a few weeks back about wanting a hive of my own, but haven’t yet convinced Husbandthing, and there is suddenly a SWARMING HERD OF WILD HONEYBEES IN THE NEIGHBOR’S YARD.

I see postings on the neighborhood page all the time for feral swarm collection, but I also know the guy in the house across the alley just set up a hive. “Hey I think your hive escaped,” I text him. 

He calls me back about three minutes later. Turns out, the swarm he was supposed to get never came; the company went out of business and his order got cancelled, and he’d found out HALF AN HOUR AGO. And he says he’s got a friend who is a professional beekeeper, and he’s going to go pick her up and would it be okay if they came and got this swarm please please please?

So Bee Neighbor and Professional Beekeeper show up and immediately don bee suits. Apparently there is fierce competition for feral swarms, and the swarm in the neighbor’s tree is HUGE, and also twenty feet off the ground, and Bee Neighbor wants them very badly. 

The tree the bees are in is in a yard belonging to neither of us, so we go knock on the door, but there’s no answer. I knock on the house adjacent to it, but that guy’s not home either. Finally, I text the neighbor on the other side of me to see if he’s got contact info for the property owner, who is incredibly shy and in three years has never made eye contact. No luck. 

So…we trespass. We get my extension ladder, and Bee Neighbor climbs the tree while Professional Beekeeper stands on the ladder and walks him through the swarm collection. Turns out, you just shake the swarm into a box, and as long as the queen makes it into the box, the rest of the swarm will eventually follow. Bee Neighbor has never collected a swarm before (this is, in fact, his very first swarm of bees ever) and it takes the two of them the better part of an hour in the tree trying to shake the swarm into the box. 

Bees eventually get into the box. Bee Neighbor gets out of the tree without dying, and Professional Beekeeper examines the swarm and makes pleased noises. At this point, the box is the neighbor’s driveway, and about two thirds of the swarm is still milling around the box all confused. Since the neighbor isn’t home and we can’t contact him, he risks coming and parking right in the middle of a huge cloud of bees. Professional Beekeeper doesn’t want to move the box too far away, because we risk the milling bees losing the queen’s scent and never going into the box. An equidistant point between the current location and Bee Neighbor’s yard is the top of my recycling bin. 

So they put the box of bees on my recycling bin, and I text Husbandthing.

Now I have a box of bees that I am babysitting. They’re being all lazy and dopey and bumbling around. I think I might be in love. Bee Neighbor will pick the box up later tonight and put them in his hive, and then the bees will be MY neighbors too!!

THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST DAY EVER

#beekeeping #also we left a note on the absent neighbor’s door #hi sorry we trespassed #but as you can see from your security cam footage #there was a giant cloud of bees #and we came and got them #we figured you did not want a yard full of bees #and we will love them #yours very sincerely #the friendly neighborhood bee team [Tags by @sacrificethemtothesquid]

bloodphoenix:

alayshalifts:

faintedincoils:

cruelbl00m:

cookiexslut:

I’m such a sap I teared up so hard while reading this. Pits don’t deserve the mistreatment they get, they’re such sweet babies.

My sweet babe wouldn’t ever hurt someone unless I was in real danger. Such a perfect breed.

Sources for the stories: 

Chako

Lefty (apparently she lost one leg but is otherwise fine and well)

Baby

Creature

Bella

This made me cry its so sweet. I love them

Good doggies are so good and pure and we don’t deserve them 😭

@elegantmess-southernbelle