you know what pisses me off? what really gets my goat? that sean bean’s birth name was shaun bean but he changed it to sean bean to screw with people. you want to know why sean bean dies in everything? because god is punishing him for this.
“The next time you’ll stand in front of my house at 3 AM because you need a place to hide don’t expect me to open the door.” [x]
It was 3AM – 3:12, to be precise – and his door chime wouldn’t stop ringing.
Odo was tempted to stay in bed. He had to be at the precinct in the morning and he needed the sleep. Desperately. But as the chime kept ringing without pause for another two minutes, Odo’s resolve dissipated. His anger, though, rose. He climbed out of bed with a grumble and stopped over to his front door. He practically pulled the thing off of it’s hinges jerking it open. His anger didn’t lessen with the reveal of the person on the other side.
Quark, Odo’s far too troublesome business district informant, looked at him with a mix of relief and frustration from his porch.
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.
Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.
We’re all entitled to lazy days sometimes. Don’t believe us? Meet Alawa (“the lazy howler”), a beautiful Canadian/Rocky Mountain gray wolf who lives at the Wolf Conservation Center in South Salem, NY. In this delightful video she’s enjoying a relaxing nap on the ground when she hears her fellow wolves begin to howl. Her instincts kick in and she joins in the howl…sort of.
There's a Mirror on the Wall 