Just got told that Iāll be spending the weekend, at the very least, in hospital. Luckily my friend is amazing and brought me my tablet which she preloaded some fic on.
So! @deadcatwithaflamethrower s wonderful āOf a Linear Circleā it is!! That should get me through tonight at least! The comfort food of fic for me š
Anyone have any long fic suggestions? Any fandom! This might take awhileā¦.
Have aā¦.well, a productive hospital stay? And I hope all is well.Ā ā¤
OP, if youāre still looking for recs:
Perfectly Normal, by BrilliantLady on AO3 (415k over 4 stories; Harry Potter)
Bare Necessities, by CaptainRumCake on AO3 (216k, single story; Marvel)
what society needs to understand is that friendship and romance are not ranks, tiers, or levels. they are not above or below each other. romance is not a promotion. friendship is not a demotion. romance is not āmore thanā being friends with someone. friendship and romance are concepts that exist on equal terms, side by side. sometimes they happen to coincide. other times they never intersect at all. how relationships are classified is up to the individuals involved but like?? neither is inherently more or less valuable is the thing
I am really bad at this. A bit of digging turned up a fan-term āba’adā (from here), but honestly your logic makes sense to me.
⦠you know I think thereās a chance they donāt have one, culturallyābecause of cooperative, clan-based raising of children rather than with family specifications? I mean, yes, parents (buir) and siblings (vode) are important, but you would raise children of the clan no matter whose they were, right?Ā
I donāt have much to back this, tho, buirātsad means family lineage and the note put next to it in the Mandoāa dictionary says itās specifically a reference to biological lineage, and rarely used.Ā
that aside, tho:Ā
bah is the dative form of ātoā, so a grandparent might have the shortened form ofĀ āparent to [your parent]ā, baābuir.Ā
itās a little different with baāvodu, because by the logic above, Iām trying to formĀ āsibling to your parentā. ā¦. now itās more likeĀ āto [your parent] siblingā, which is interesting.Ā
Actually that makes sense, because dative means giving, so your parent was given a sibling, or given a parent in the case of baābuir. (itās definitely within Mandalorian culture to be able to refuse/disown a parent, so I suppose while itās expected that a parent will do their duty by their children, itās also of term of respect for the grandparent who did their job right)
does the logic hold for āto [your child] childrenā (i.e. grandchildren)? buāad:Ā children are ade. The root of bu is likely buir, and most of that branch appears to imply responsibility (ex. buirkan).Ā
so, āto [your sibling] childrenā? voāad? lol.
Ok, I give. Iām gonna admit right here and now I have no idea if Iāll be following this up but thereās a few ideas percolating around (thank you, @cuzosu-blog!) so we shall see. In the meantime, based on this plunnie, I presentĀ
Dead Men Tell No Tales (part 1?)
(under the cut. Many thanks to @dogmatixā for title assistance and plunnie wrangling)
Why are crocodiles captured though?? Forgive my ignorance, it just makes me sad to see them caged in, is it for their own safety and that of others? Shouldnāt they be free?
Most of the time if theyāre taken from the wild itās because theyāreĀ āproblem crocodiles,ā i.e. they have gotten someplace that puts them in dangerous proximity to humans and theyāre at risk of killing livestock and/or people.Ā In the old days they most likely would have been killed, but since they became protected species (I think in the 80s?) they instead need to be captured alive and relocated.Ā Sometimes the most suitable place for them is in captivity.Ā If itās any reputable zoo they will be healthier and better off that way anyway, crocodiles are very vulnerable to stress and the stability and routine of captivity is actually healthier for them than being in the wild.
Lolong was a problem crocodile.Ā He was suspected of killing at least 2 people and some domestic water buffalo (evidence of this was NOT found when they pumped his stomach, and eyewitnesses reported seeing two crocodiles, of whom Lolong was the smaller one).Ā He did NOT have good treatment in captivity and died within two years as a result of it, but honestly there was really nothing else they could have done with a 20 foot crocodile without some significant international aid.
Most of the crocodiles at the Australia Zoo, formerly run by Steve Irwin, were problem crocodiles.Ā They definitely had good treatment under his direction, and all the animals there are probably in excellent health.Ā The oldest crocodile ever recorded lived there until dying in 2010 somewhere between the estimated ages of 120 and 140 years old.Ā His name was Mr. Freshie.Ā Bob and Steve Irwin themselves caught him around 1970.
Utan was bred in captivity by accident, but he seems to be in good health and his enclosure is nice.Ā He should have a long life ahead of him.Ā Cassius has made it to 114 in a much lower quality enclosure.
Brutus, Dominator, and Gustave are all wild.Ā The Adelaide River tours go into their natural habitat (former two).Ā Gustave I canāt say for sure because he was very elusive, and Nile crocodiles in general arenāt the easiest to track individually.Ā He was primarily tracked by one French herpetologist, Patrice Faye, who named him and observed him for something like 20 years.Ā Iām not aware of any sightings of Gustave over the last few years.Ā Itās possible heās still alive, but heād be in his 70s at least, which would make him very old for a wild crocodile, especially in the harsh and territorial environment that Nile crocodiles live in.Ā He was an EXCEPTIONAL crocodile, but has probably died by now.
There will be more Gustaves though.Ā Thanks to poaching laws crocodiles are recovering greatly in the wild and reaching sizes (and numbers) they havenāt seen for quite some time.Ā There are four species that are known to be capable of exceeding 20 feet in length: American, Orinoco, Nile, and Saltwater (possibly a fifth if the Saltwater crocodile is reclassified as two separate species).Ā Of these only the Saltwater crocodile has a verified modern record of a live individual over 20 feet, but there are remains (mostly skulls) from the others that would have come from individuals up to 22 feet or more.Ā One skull from India is claimed to have come from a 23 foot crocodile:
Thatās more than a full 10% longer than Lolong.Ā Ā
This, however, is the largest Saltwater crocodile skull in the world:
Itās 38.7 inches/98.3 cm long.
Crocodiles grow slowly and the laws have only been in place for a few decades.Ā The giants will make a comeback.
The Crocodylus genus is designed to produce bigger crocodiles.Ā Now that conservation laws have taken away their only natural predator, they are destined to thrive.Ā Evolution has produced almost nothing else that held the same perfect design for so long.Ā Climate change does present a significant threat to their reproduction, since their sex is determined by the temperature of the eggs.
Unfortunately as their numbers grow and their territory increasingly overlaps with ours, there are going to be moreĀ āproblem crocodilesā that need relocating.Ā Iām against hunting them and hope they remain protected as much as possible, so when necessary I donāt at all see captivity as a bad thing for them.Ā Especially since their activity level is so low.Ā They do very well in healthy captivity because their only real needs are a stress free environment, consistent access to food, and safety from humans and larger crocodiles.Ā Captivity provides all of that for them.Ā If youāve ever seen them in a zoo, they learn their routines and will be most active when they know itās time for their food to be brought to them, and theyāll gather around the feeding area shortly beforehand.Ā Otherwise they just spend their time deciding whether floating in the water or basking on land is better for their digestion.
Ā Theyāre perfectly content to just sunbathe for 80 years.