*hugs you all* Because today is a day for hugs, and I’m going to run out of spoons if I go putting hugs in everyone’s ask box.
Feel free to reblog this to give a hug to every one of your followers.
*who is comfortable with being hugged. If you do not like hugs or are uncomfortable with physical contact, or even just prefer not a hug from someone not a mutual friend, cookies or other snacks suitable for your dietary needs and restrictions.
*narrows eyes and glares at the episode*
That is not a question which has a yes or no answer, damnit. Which Julian appears entirely too intimidated to inform the overzealous twit asking the question, and no one is bothering to object that the question cannot be answered as demanded.
*sighs, and makes rude gestures at the episode before resuming*
a group of weasels can be called a confusion
it is a confusion of baby weasels
Sunday Fundraiser!
Hey guys! It’s been a wild week and I want to thank EVERYONE again for your generosity and genuine care. I love all of you and you’ve gotten me SO FAR in the last few months. You’ve been incredibly generous and I have no way to ever thank you enough.
I’m IN THE HOME STRETCH!
The job I’m at is going to move me to 11$/hr after July 15th, I’m in training, and I’m looking at about 180/week at this new job. That’s FANTASTIC because it means I’m going to be able to budget more for things like rent.
BUT. I don’t get paid for another TWO WEEKS because of the waiting week I was hired on, and state tax stuff.
So HOPEFULLY one last time on the School Fundraiser Train, I’m reaching out. Depending on how next week looks, I may need to host a season finale fundraiser.
All I have to do is get to/from school this week, and eat. I’m off school but not work the week of July 4th, and I’m planning on figuring out some other sources of income in that time. IM SO CLOSE GUYS!
And I wouldn’t be here without y’all supporting me in my endeavors. Seriously, if any of you are in the DC/MD/VA area, I owe you all the free hair cuts/colors you can stand, once I have my license.
Donations here:
Cashapp: $JazzAscending
gofundme.com/megangoestocosmetologyschool
AND ANOTHER THING: To the amazing generous souls out here: I hope you have a fantastic day, and may the universe take care of you right. Y’all are angels.
Hey u know that Greek God Hephaestus who like lived in the middle of a volcano and made all the weapons for the rest of the gods?
I found him
It does explain his immortality…
Oh my god……. o h m y g o d……….O H M Y G O D
@sasskarian – penny for thoughts???
No, no, hear me out. See, Tony isn’t Hephaestus himself. He takes after his dad a lot, granted, but the son of Hephaestus and Aphrodite, who tried very hard for years and years to be seen as really, seriously, the son of both his parents.
But then the kidnapping thing happened, and well, the inheritance from his mother was not going to get him out, but he still had the skills his father taught him, and the way that fire and metal responded to him, and that COULD get him out. So he uses that.
And when he gets back, he remembers that for all her reputation, his mother never actually did get around as much as everyone likes to think she does, and he tries to be more like her in that respect, rather than playing up his connection to her via her public reputation.
lv70:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.
Omg I hit the reblog button so fast
i feel this on a spiritual level.
They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.
George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.
They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.
🤔🤔
I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everythingWhy is my name always used for bad shit 😦
But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples
or Pink Ladies
Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.
Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.
Granny Smiths are a crock of shit
YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE
fuji apples tho
Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else.
I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)
PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS
You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples
All of y’all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.
BRAEBURN OR NOTHING
Royal Gala or go home
HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY
One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried
like excuse me but fuji???? is the best???????? you all can go dunk your heads
Things are heating up in the apple fandom
Pink Lady yes
All the crazies are out in the Apple Fandom
(Honeycrisp FTW, though)
There are 7,500 varieties of apple and you should try as many as you can before making a verdict. Like Jaiden Animations did!
Pink Lady is THE SHIT and it’s not even sold in my country. I ate tons of them when I was in Nijmegen, Pink Lady apples were one of the best things about living in the Netherlands.
I am so sorry. I would ship you pink lady apples but I don’t think you can ship fruit across borders.
The fact that this post has so many reblogs without a single mention of Gold Rush apples is a travesty. Gold Rush apples are the product of taking all the best properties of every other apple and creating perfection.
Galas and Fujis are the best that I can get my hands on. (otoh, living in the tropics means I get lots of other fruit)
I’m an avid Pink Lady apple fan myself.
Golden delicious or Fuji or Royal Gala
Have none of you sad fucks EVER tasted an Ida Red?
Fireside apples. Or Haralsons. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
Crabapples
Granny Smiths for just about anything other than eating straight (good for baking, cooking, or dousing in cinnamon and honey and mixing with hazelnuts for a snack).
Pink Ladies or Fujis to add sweet to baking/cooking.
Honeycrisp or Winesap for straight out snacking, but better mixed with Granny Smiths (I have issues with things being too sweet, ok, it’s a sensory thing).
Delicious apples I ignore whether Red or Golden.
Mactintosh gets mealy, and is actually tolerably good for applesauce.
And that covers all the apple variaties I can get around here in the local grocery store.
‘Fake It Till You Make It’ Doesn’t Work With Chronic Illness
Instead, the options are:
‘Fake It Till You Are So Ill You Can’t Get Out Of Bed’
‘Fake It Till You Have A Flare’
‘Fake It Till You Have A Flare, Continue To Fake It Till You’re Hospitalised‘
OR
‘Accept That You Have One Or More Chronic Illnesses, Adapt Accordingly And Look After Yourself’
please… if you’re going to attempt to speak in “old” english
THOU is the subject (Thou art…)
THEE is the object (I look at thee)
THY is for words beginning in a consonant (Thy dog)
THINE is for words beginning in a vowel (Thine eyes)this has been a psa
Also, because H was sometimes treated as a vowel when the grammar rules for thou/thee/thy/thine were formed,THINE can also be used for words beginning with H. For example, both “thy heart” and “thine heart” appear in Elizabethan poetry.
For consistency, however, if you’re saying “thine eyes”, make sure you also say “mine eyes” instead of “my eyes”.
Further to the PSA:
Thou/thee/thine is SINGULAR ONLY.
Verbs with “thou” end in -st or -est: thou canst, thou hast, thou dost, thou goest. Exception: the verbs will, shall, are, and were, which add only -t: thou wilt, thou shalt, thou art, thou wert.
Only in the indicative, though – when saying how things are (“Thou hast a big nose”). Not in the subjunctive, saying how things might be (“If thou go there…”) nor in the imperative, making instructions or requests (“Go thou there”).
The -eth or -th ending on verbs is EXACTLY EQUIVALENT TO THE -(e)s ENDING IN MODERN ENGLISH.
I go, thou goest, she goeth, we go, ye go, they go.
If you wouldn’t say “goes” in modern English, don’t say “goeth” in Shakespearean English.
“Goeth and getteth me a coffee”NO. KILL IT WITH FIRE.Usually with an imperative you put the pronoun immediately after the verb, at least once in the sentence (“Go thou” / “Go ye”).
YE is the subject (Ye are…). YOU is the object.
Ye/you/your is both for PLURALS and for DEFERENCE, as vous in French.
There’s more, but that’ll do for now.
Oh wow. Reblogging for reference.
i haven’t had my coffee yet, so all i can think of when i read through this is:
th’ain’t
th’dstn’t’ve
AND ANOTHER THING
“thee/thou/thy” is informal
“ye/you/your” is formal
Also also…all of this is NOT Old English but is actually referred to as Early Modern English. If you were speaking Old English, it would sound closer to German.^That.
And IT’S NOT MORE FORMAL to use THEE.
if you address someone you should use Thee or Ye (sometime used as the plural, sometimes it’s still Thee, rules are iffy) to as You, it’s an insult by intentional distance. If you call someone you should call You by Thee, it can be an insult via assumed intimacy.
(This is why some religions insist on still using Thee and Thou when talking to their Father God. Many of them modernly think it makes them sound more formal, but that’s not why the usage began, or why the more linguistically aware still do it. Not because it’s more formal, but because it’s LESS formal. You wouldn’t call your own Father “You” unless you wanted to imply disowning Him.)
Anyone you’re close to or on first name terms with can be Thee. Friends, family members, etc.
Anyone you want to point out is NOT your friend, respectfully or otherwise, is You. Which is why the King is still Your Majesty. You are decidedly not his friend unless you know each other really well. (See “Henry V”. If you can also call Henry by Harry or Hal, you can probably call him Thee.
One more note! “Ye Olde- as you see on shop signs is not prounounced Yee. There’s a character called a Thorn that was going out of style and being replaced by a curly thing that looks like a Y and IS NOT. It’s pronounced Th. THe olde apothecary shoppe. Not Ye Olde. That itself promptly went out of style as well but the error remains almost traditional.
and I am not addressing claims that I might be a vampire, lycanthrope, or other immortal just because I am fluent in Modern Middle English.
This whole post is a blessing because I read so much “ye olde” speak in historical stuff and everyone always gets their thee’s and thou’s wrong. Even big name authors with accuracy editors who ought to know better.
It’s more accurate to have your “poor folk” in your historical novel saying “thou” than it is to have the scholar or rich man with an education rooted in Latin, unless he’s down the pub with his mates, merry as a knave.
The whole thing just reminds me of people using Polonius’ speech in Hamlet (“to thine own self be true”), completely out of context, not realizing that the speech is intended to show Polonius as a foolish old hypocrite who enjoys dishing out council but rarely follows his own convoluted advice, which is often contradictory and falsely pious.
Which, I mean, Shakespeare often isn’t taught well outside of higher education, lets be honest. So why would they know unless they’ve studied it beyond the passing glance it gets that one year in high school before been relegated to the position of “too posh and old to be relevant” which is entirely not true.
Shakespeare is written in the language of the people, and is often more insightful and progressive than certain types of academics would like you to believe.
I told you about how we need someone to write us some ‘Jack O’Neill becomes the new head of the Avengers after Fury’ fic right? cause we neeeeeed it.
HAH! Oh that is TERRIFYING and amusing as all get out. 😀
Not it, but I am happy to spread the notion out there!
I typed this all out somewhere before but I can’t remember where but can you imagine the Avengers trying to read Jack in? with Sam, Teal’c and Daniel there for shits and giggles?
Cap: well, I died and came back to life
Daniel looks up at the ceiling
Tony: I am incredibly smart and could probably blow up the Sun
Sam blushes
Thor: I’m actually not a god, I’m an alien
Teal’c suddenly develops an intense cough
Tony: why do I get the feeling you’re not too impressed with all this?
Jack: yeah, well, you see, it’s like this…
HAAAH! ::APPLAUDS::
*blinks* Fuck you both, I already had enough plot bunnies. *adds to things that sound like a lot of fun to play with*
Jess, I do not care how much you dislike having your claws trimmed, you do not need to be able to eviscerate an enemy, you are an indoor cat, and I would rather you didn’t lay open my fingers because I did not get them away from the toy I was giving you fresh from the catnip fast enough. Again.
(She was in need of a claw trim, I forgot to do it before I gave her freshly catnipped toy, so my fault for failing to do things in the right order. Does not negate that she regularly gets her claws trimmed so this mostly doesn’t happen.)



